XBLA Texas Hold'em

[Saint of Killers]

It's even dumber when you realize that many sites have freeroll tournies where you can win real money. Sure, you're generally up against 5000 or so lunatics and have little chance of actually winning, but at least there's a chance for some cash.

[Opaque]

So you're not only wasting your time playing poker for free, you're wasting your time playing broken poker for free?

Okay dude, you win. I'd shut up but I'm too busy laughing at you.

Why we're on the topic, I'm having trouble getting through Escape from the Death Star in Lego Star Wars 2 and I believe you haven't played it. Any tips you can pull out of your magical ass?

[arjue]

omg i have this now lets play why not

[haohmaru]

Why we're on the topic, I'm having trouble getting through Escape from the Death Star in Lego Star Wars 2 and I believe you haven't played it. Any tips you can pull out of your magical ass?

Wow, a "magical ass"? We need that in the next Square PS2/3 RPG.

[Mikhal]

Microsoft has announced that as part of the Xbox Live Arcade Wednesdays program, it will offer a full-featured update to one of the most popular titles on the service – Texas Hold ‘em.

We’ve listened to our community and as a result, a host of features and improvements have been added to Texas Hold ‘em to speed up game-play, eliminate cheating and ensure proper competition. As a result, the online multi-player leaderboards will be reset to eliminate the inflated scores that currently appear. In a future update in early 2007, we’ll be adding Xbox Live Vision Camera support as well.

The update will be available for download on Xbox Live Arcade for Xbox 360 beginning Wednesday, November 29, after 0800 GMT (1:00 a.m. PST).

Below is a full list of the new features and changes in the Texas Hold ’em update:

Game-play has been sped up:
o Post the blind and play right away! – Players can now, if they wish, start playing immediately when joining a table by posting the big blind, rather than having to wait for the blind to come to them.
o New ‘Away’ mode – Players can now set their status to ‘Away’. Hands will be auto-folded and blinds auto-posted until the player returns.
o New ‘Auto-boot’ mode – Players who continuously let the timer expire (more than three times in a game) will be booted from the table
o Faster overall pacing – Timers and messaging durations have been adjusted to speed up game-play among experienced players, but still allow novice players plenty of time to play.
* Improved blind structure – Initial blinds, as well as blind increases, are now more proportional to table stakes, ensuring more meaningful increases during game-play.
* Matchmaking improvements – Players are no longer matched into games they cannot afford
* Improved interface controls – Improvements to controls, such as increasing/decreasing stake amounts
* Leaderboard display – A player’s full winnings and rank are now properly displayed
* Art and text improvements – Game art and spelling issues have been addressed
* Online exploits addressed – Certain known exploits that enabled cheating have been addressed. As a result, the online multi-player leaderboards will be reset to eliminate inflated scores as a result of these exploits.

Finally! A goddamn patch for the game! I think I'm the only one here that still plays this... Haha.