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  1. And somehow Jaques Cousteau never got eaten by a shark.

    Steve Irwin was an asshole. He got owned by an animal for being the asshole that he was. If he was really respectful and knowledgable of these animals he'd be alive.

  2. Quote Originally Posted by Diff-chan View Post
    Yea, what was funny was that people who didnt know jack shit about crocodiles at all trying to say that they knew better than he that the kid was in danger.
    He was crazy to do it, but everyone always says "that guy is crazy" when they watch his TV show. The baby was never in any danger with Irwin there. I think the point was more that Irwin was trying to share a big part of his life and what he loved with his child. There wasn't anything malicious there, really.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nash View Post
    That's what I'm saying. His extensive knowledge with crocodiles and alligators allowed him to assess whatever situations he had with them. Even in those situations where one did get unpredictable on him, he knew how to handle it. It never crossed my mind that his death would come at the hands of an alligator or crocodile. Which is why I find it baffling when I hear people say, "Oh, it was a stingray. I figure it'd be a crocodile."
    Still, when you engage crocodiles so frequently you have to think he's playing the odds just a little bit.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  3. Quote Originally Posted by Frogacuda View Post
    And somehow Jaques Cousteau never got eaten by a shark.

    Steve Irwin was an asshole. He got owned by an animal for being the asshole that he was. If he was really respectful and knowledgable of these animals he'd be alive.
    What the fuck.


    "I can only say that there is not a man living who wishes more sincerely than I do to see a plan adopted for the abolition of slavery." - Tommy Tallarico

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Frogacuda View Post
    Steve Irwin was an asshole. He got owned by an animal for being the asshole that he was. If he was really respectful and knowledgable of these animals he'd be alive.
    WTF?
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  5. For Frog:
    "Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson."

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Frogacuda View Post
    Steve Irwin was an asshole. He got owned by an animal for being the asshole that he was. If he was really respectful and knowledgable of these animals he'd be alive.
    what the fuck

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Frogacuda View Post
    And somehow Jaques Cousteau never got eaten by a shark.
    Cousteau should have been dead several years ago. He had a random encounter with a great white, face to face, and they both scared the shit out of each other. There were two options for that shark, either swim away or eat him. Fortunately for Cousteau, he had encountered a great white with a vagina.
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    Halverson had me totally convinced of Cybermorph's greatness, I'll tell you that much.

    Then I got a Jag, took it home, and something seemed... not right.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Frogacuda View Post
    Steve Irwin was an asshole. He got owned by an animal for being the asshole that he was. If he was really respectful and knowledgable of these animals he'd be alive.
    Dude. Seriously.


    "I can only say that there is not a man living who wishes more sincerely than I do to see a plan adopted for the abolition of slavery." - Tommy Tallarico

  9. PETA member.
    Time for a change

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