I just kicked a Coyote's Ass

[Opaque]

If it was a human, I'm not sure if I hit it in the ass or more into it's hip. That area.

When you kick a coyote in the dark and see exactly where your foot lands then you can talk shit.

[Tenchimo Dos]

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[Geo]

I swear to god Opaque, change your damn name back. I can't take anything "Brett" says seriously.

Denied.

Right now, Brett has to work up to "Opaque."

[Yoshi]

You've got to be fucking kidding me, you kicked a mangy dog and decided to make a TNL thread about it?

Brett's a class act. I hope an animal mauls him in the near future.

When you kick a coyote in the dark and see exactly where your foot lands then you can talk shit.

Most people have the class to not attack an animal that was posing no threat to them. You even said that you were too big a pussy to do anything until you realized it was scared of you. Then you go after it? You're a real tough guy.

[Bacon McShig]

I hit it in the ass

Furry.

[frostwolf ex]

Most people have the class to not attack an animal that was posing no threat to them. You even said that you were too big a pussy to do anything until you realized it was scared of you. Then you go after it? You're a real tough guy.

hes on the payroll of the roadrunner.

[Opaque]

Most people have the class to not attack an animal that was posing no threat to them. You even said that you were too big a pussy to do anything until you realized it was scared of you. Then you go after it? You're a real tough guy.

So what would you have done when a fucking wild animal with huge teeth that's obviously at your place to eat your three small dogs shows it's teeth at you? Give it a treat?

Fuck that noise. It's a dangerous wild animal that very well could have snapped and bit me at any moment giving me lord knows what kind of infection. At the very least it should be scared of me now and not come back to hunt down our dogs.

Brett's a class act. I hope an animal mauls him in the near future.

You're a moron.

I hope an animal mauls you because you're too busy being a "class act" to realise that smart thing to do is scare it away so it never comes back. I didn't kill the thing dumbass, I kicked it (not even hard as it was running) in the ass to make sure it got the message that I don't want it here.

[Melf]

hes on the payroll of the roadrunner.

Word, that SOB is going to come back and drop an anvil on his head or launch a rocket up his ass or something. You just watch.

[Advocate]

Word, that SOB is going to come back and drop an anvil on his head or launch a rocket up his ass or something. You just watch.

QFT. Brett better have stock in the ACME company.

BTW Brett you never said initially in your story of the teeth showing and you having three small dogs. It seemed more like both you and the coyote were minding each others business. Then you noticed it and scared it off. Then for "tough guy" effect you kicked it in the ass for good measure.

[Mykozo]

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I have met this man, and head-banged (quite literally) with his crazy-ass as well.