I just kicked a Coyote's Ass

[Opaque]

I said in the first post that it had it's teeth out; as far being in it's buisness, well I don't live in a big open area and I don't have some huge open backyard. That coyote had to wander into our culdisac and jump our fence to get where it was.

And yes, it was right next to the door leading into the garage where we have three dogs; two of which are so small this thing could have swallowed them whole.

Obviously I didn't attack it until I wasn't scared of it anymore, but that's human nature. I turned a corner to find a wild animal showing it's teeth at me, it's natural that I would get a little intimidated and have to think it through. After a few seconds I realised it was scared of me and the thing to do to protect myself and my puppies was scare it so bad it never wanted to come back. So I kicked it.

Anyone who thinks I did the wrong thing obviously doesn't own a pet they care about.

[Mykozo]

Steve Irwin hates you.

[g0zen]

Fuck that noise. It's a dangerous wild animal that very well could have snapped and bit me at any moment giving me lord knows what kind of infection.

So, knowing this, you decided to kick it? I'm no pussy, but when confronted by a wild animal bearing its teeth I wouldn't do something stupid like that. If I felt it was dangerous I'd have shot the damn thing, but since you live in a cushy Cali suburb you could probably call animal control and they'd catch it or atleast set out traps for it.

At the very least it should be scared of me now and not come back to hunt down our dogs.

Doubtful. If it was hungry enough to come that close to humans then it's not afraid of a little kick. It'll be back when it starts feeling that hunger again, and next time it might be agitated enough to attack.

[Brand X]

I would have caught the fucker, locked him up in a cage, and kept him in a garage with the dogs. You wanna eat my dogs? How about you can look at them all you want, but do not actually get to eat them. That would have taught it a lesson.

The kick on the ass on the other hand, did not.

[Aurora]

I'm so confused.

[Rated E]

lol

yeah the coyotes around here are pretty scrawny and skittish, but if that thing was showing its teeth at you, then you probably did the right thing by chaseing it away, you dont want that thing comming back to start shit. Hope you didnt kick it too hard though...sounds like you gave it a good enough scare.

[marwan]

Brett's a class act. I hope an animal mauls him in the near future

a Stingray.....i hope!

[Grave]

You have corgis, right? The correct thing to do would be murder anything that potentially threatens them. Hunt that coyote down and eat it. And take pictures.

[Joust Williams]

this thread is dumb

[marwan]

MGS: Coyote Eater