The "I'm Drunk/High" Thread.

[The_Meach]

Ramon introduced me to Bombay Sapphire tonight.

"Welcome to the party pal!" (I'm watching Die Hard)

he wins

Indeed he does.

[Rich]

"Welcome to the party pal!" (I'm watching Die Hard)



Indeed he does.

Well, it was $9 a glass. Though he did pay mostly for the first, for my birthday. Good shit my nigga. Oh and he was sad that he couldn't fuck my ex. Oh, he also walked back to the place with me after I lost my wallet. Too bad no burg or Dolemite.

[Razor Ramon]

I'd rather fuck Tonianne. I'd take them both, though.

[Rich]

I'd rather fuck Tonianne. I'd take them both, though.

You'd probably take all 3. At once. I prob would too. And we'd just switch off.

[Razor Ramon]

I don't need a sub. Three women at once is still a warm up for me.

[Rich]

Props. I believe it.

[The_Meach]

Geez...why didn't you guys fuck each other?

[Rich]

Geez...why didn't you guys fuck each other?

Nigga was too busy hitting on my best friend, despite both of them having significant others.

[Razor Ramon]

Lol lies. The ladies you were with just loved me. They all opened up to me for some reason.

We should've fought that guy.

[Rich]

I roll with a friendly, yet hot, bunch yo.

Or they just like Latin dudes that try to outdo male belly dancers.

And fight that guy? I'll be damned if I remember what he looks like now, but he was a typical juiced up guido.

Oh, and Nomi has a bush.