The "I'm Drunk/High" Thread.

[arjue]

this thread is like a shitty blog. I think its mroe for when you're drunk and have something to say, not just for everytime you drink or are going to drink.

[Cowutopia]

You fucking wanker
Go get shitfaced, then we'll talk
Maybe more will happen

[Pineapple]

this thread is like a shitty blog. I think its mroe for when you're drunk and have something to say, not just for everytime you drink or are going to drink.

at least it's something semi-interesting to read while at work.

[nocturne]

Dat be True.

[The_Meach]

Huzzah! </blog>

[nocturne]

OOOH
Lookin Tasty.

[icarusfall]

Here's what you don't want to say to the cops when they stop you.
They'll make you do a breathalyzer.

cop - Do you know why I pulled you over?

me - Obviously you need help solving a crime.

cop - Step out of the car.

[Brand X]

Brilliant.

[Doc Holliday]

Huzzah! </blog>

I love this shit. They drink it in The Matador as well.

Now's the perfect time to fucking cuss.

There's a fucking killer in our fucking living room!

[Pineapple]

Here's what you don't want to say to the cops when they stop you.
They'll make you do a breathalyzer.

cop - Do you know why I pulled you over?

me - Obviously you need help solving a crime.

cop - Step out of the car.

my buddy was doing 95 in a 45, and a cop pulled him over. the conversation went like this:

cop - *taps on window* do you know why I pulled you over?

buddy - *without missing a beat* because I smell like a doughnut?

his one ticket turned into 4, the least of which was insulting an officer. lol