The "I'm Drunk/High" Thread.

[Razor Ramon]

I used to have that funnel up until last year, but mine was a double.

[Hubbitron]

Who's bad party time?

[Josh]

Who's Party? Bad Time. Is how I always read it.

[Rich]

He didn't do a shot. What a half assed strike out.

I had the worst day of work ever.

[Hubbitron]

I realize that Rich. I didn't say anything about strikeouts. That was its retarded cousin, the skankin pizza. I wouldn't claim to party as hard as you

[Josh]

Hey Chris. Why didn't you bang heroin after that beer bong. you sellout.

[Rich]

I realize that Rich. I didn't say anything about strikeouts. That was its retarded cousin, the skankin pizza. I wouldn't claim to party as hard as you

Strike outs are always bad news my friend. I stay away from that ish.

If i were to get pulled over on my way to the bus stop this morning, I would've likely received a DUI.

[Pineapple]

Went out tonight and got some Goose and creme de menthe to make vodka stingers for myself and brother and dad. I ate a piece of toast this morning at 10am, worked 9 hours, and now I'm home drinking... I have a feeling that tonight is gunna be watery vomit. Picked up a bottle of McClelland's, that starts after the stingers.

[Hubbitron]

Strike outs are always bad news my friend. I stay away from that ish.

If i were to get pulled over on my way to the bus stop this morning, I would've likely received a DUI.

Yeah, I omitted the shot because I didn't want to have that kind of day. Everyone did 2 of those before we went to transformers. I don't think I've ever been that screwed up at a movie. It still kicked ass and when I see it again I'll catch everything I missed.

My friend got her DUI on a "morning after". You be careful with that dude.

[Pineapple]

My brother, home from college, suggested we put a dent in the bottle of Bombay I got last week. I'd not yet tried it other than straight, and knowing I'm not a gin man, I told him to make me something good. After my 2 stingers and a few glasses of McClelland's, he poured me a gin and tonic with lime, and I have to say I actually enjoyed it. Gin by itself is a wretched, wretched alcohol, and carbonated water by itself is terrible (if you feel the same way, never go to Germany), but together, with a slice of lime, I really got into it, had two more. After all that and smoking a bowl and watching Steven Lynch, I'm heavily fucked up and having a good night.