The "I'm Drunk/High" Thread.

[Tenchimo Dos]

It's a fucking kiss. If you get turned down, shit's bad. Most girls will kiss you even if they have no intentions of anything else.

Your philosophy on this is pretty fucked up. Like you said, it's a kiss. If a girl doesn't reciprocate, no big deal. There's lots of girls out there, I'm not going to let one girl who doesn't kiss me back wreck my night.

[Pineapple]

BUT SHE WAS SO PRETTY AND I WANNA TOUCH HER BOOBIES AND MAKE OUT!!! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rich]

Your philosophy on this is pretty fucked up. Like you said, it's a kiss. If a girl doesn't reciprocate, no big deal. There's lots of girls out there, I'm not going to let one girl who doesn't kiss me back wreck my night.

Agreed, but almost all girls will reciprocate something as harmless as a kiss unless they're extremely not into you.

[Pineapple]

Got home tonight, started on a bottle of Stolie (sue me if I spelled the abbreviation incorrectly) and played some C&C3. Talked with JC, kept drinking, got about 4 glasses in before I started watching Invader Zim (god it's a good show) then moved on to the last few Newcastles I had left. Now I'm enjoying my last Newcastle with some cheetos before I go up and conquer Super Metroid and pass the fuck out. G'NIGHT TNL!!!

[Mykozo]

Stardate July 21st 2007, Sector 001, Baltimore, MD

Got shitfaced tonight, at my friends bday party in downtown bmore. Got driven home by bday boy's gf, gf wrecks car into some kid who is broken down on the side of the road after getting out of Otakon, at about 50 mph, with car behind chain wrecking into us as well. This is no fender bender...big ass 3 car wreck with said freind's gf's car being fucking shredded...my phone had died so no pics unfortunately, but it felt like a fender bender to me though. I could only have hoped to have the car flip, had we desired to have any fun in this crumple box. Anyway...other Otakon kids get out, offer us all ginger ales (lol). Kids are RPG fans, and are not 2D fighter fans, which means they are immediately discredited in my eyes, but in their defense, they are really, really cool about everything. They proudly wear Otakon credentials on neck lanyards. Somehow the driver of our vehicle was able to play off the bday boy's vomiting and dry heaving out of the window as being "shaken up by the wreck". This is a terrible lie that no one believed. I say this because my hard earned money got him there, by golly. Surprisingly, and by the grace of Satan, no one was arrested. I mentioned TNL and they knew who we were...If you are reading this right now, thanks for not freaking out. We help them carry boxes of anime and import games from the wreck back to the car they are leaving in. We arrive home safely somehow, crew (i use this term loosely at this point) not dead. I was able to procure a ride away from the sticks, where the living dead and those that wish they are dead wander the hallways. The bitch that drove me home was 5 foot tall, 300 lbs. She was also stupid.

How was everyone elses night?

[Othello Harrington]

I went to the Zoo, then went to a penthouse party in Cleveland, drank a shitload of JW Blue and smoked some weed for the first time in about a year. Can't remember anything past about 1am, so here I am, terrible case of the beer shits this morning and posessing an 1/8th of some funk my GF says I paid like 40 dollars for. Guess I'll give it to my landscaper, dude looks like a Mexican Conan and is stoned 24/7

[Othello Harrington]

Got home tonight, started on a bottle of Stolie (sue me if I spelled the abbreviation incorrectly) and played some C&C3. Talked with JC, kept drinking, got about 4 glasses in before I started watching Invader Zim (god it's a good show) then moved on to the last few Newcastles I had left. Now I'm enjoying my last Newcastle with some cheetos before I go up and conquer Super Metroid and pass the fuck out. G'NIGHT TNL!!!

Newcastle for the win.

Mixing it with cheetos sounds interesting.

[Tenchimo Dos]

It's 6 in the morning. I drank alot, and got laid last night. Still haven't gone to bed, and I'm sipping some jack daniels keeping my drunk going. I'll smoke a cig, throw on some Bladerunner and try to go to sleep. Been a long time since I've pulled an all nighter. I'm still trying to figure out if what I did was a good idea or not. I work with this girl...shit.

[Pineapple]

Stardate July 21st 2007, Sector 001, Baltimore, MD

Got shitfaced tonight, at my friends bday party in downtown bmore. Got driven home by bday boy's gf, gf wrecks car into some kid who is broken down on the side of the road after getting out of Otakon, at about 50 mph, with car behind chain wrecking into us as well. This is no fender bender...big ass 3 car wreck with said freind's gf's car being fucking shredded...my phone had died so no pics unfortunately, but it felt like a fender bender to me though. I could only have hoped to have the car flip, had we desired to have any fun in this crumple box. Anyway...other Otakon kids get out, offer us all ginger ales (lol). Kids are RPG fans, and are not 2D fighter fans, which means they are immediately discredited in my eyes, but in their defense, they are really, really cool about everything. They proudly wear Otakon credentials on neck lanyards. Somehow the driver of our vehicle was able to play off the bday boy's vomiting and dry heaving out of the window as being "shaken up by the wreck". This is a terrible lie that no one believed. I say this because my hard earned money got him there, by golly. Surprisingly, and by the grace of Satan, no one was arrested. I mentioned TNL and they knew who we were...If you are reading this right now, thanks for not freaking out. We help them carry boxes of anime and import games from the wreck back to the car they are leaving in. We arrive home safely somehow, crew (i use this term loosely at this point) not dead. I was able to procure a ride away from the sticks, where the living dead and those that wish they are dead wander the hallways. The bitch that drove me home was 5 foot tall, 300 lbs. She was also stupid.

How was everyone elses night?

holy hell man, I love how you're so nonchalant about being in (what sounds like) a big ass car wreck. sounds like you're gunna need some asprin today.

It's 6 in the morning. I drank alot, and got laid last night. Still haven't gone to bed, and I'm sipping some jack daniels keeping my drunk going. I'll smoke a cig, throw on some Bladerunner and try to go to sleep. Been a long time since I've pulled an all nighter. I'm still trying to figure out if what I did was a good idea or not. I work with this girl...shit.

work drama is never fun. seems to be a lot of that going around lately.

I didn't realize how much I drank last night and got too fucked up to fall asleep and now am very tired and have the shits at work. Super fun.

[Rich]

I went to the Zoo, then went to a penthouse party in Cleveland, drank a shitload of JW Blue and smoked some weed for the first time in about a year. Can't remember anything past about 1am, so here I am, terrible case of the beer shits this morning and posessing an 1/8th of some funk my GF says I paid like 40 dollars for. Guess I'll give it to my landscaper, dude looks like a Mexican Conan and is stoned 24/7

I hereby proclaim a reprieve for myself.