The "I'm Drunk/High" Thread.

[Razor Ramon]

Sure.

Either that or vodka.

[Josh]

Or just vodka, you fucking women.

Yeah... I can drink straight vodka and talk about my dick too. I didn't have any ice cubes. Drinking hot vodka straight was not something I was too fired up to do.

I always have a large quantity of frozen fruit at my disposal. I currently have a bottle of vodka with about 2 cups of blueberries sitting in it. I'll drink it in a month or two and it will taste like win.

Also... how is vodka a bitch drink anyway?

t takes a real man to admit having a problem and doing something about it, ass.

This is why I made a big deal about the cocaine thing this weekend. I can't be around that shit.

[Saint of Killers]

only women like things that taste nice!

Women can't handle the taste of alcohol so they hide it with fruit flavors and other bullshit. Real men like the taste of alcohol and feel no compulsion to do so.

[Razor Ramon]

I'm fine without the drugs and liquor, really. So long as music and video games are played, as well as some debauchery around the neighborhood is done, I'm all good.

But yeah, I normally drink vodka straight if I have it. It's normally in my freezer so it's never warm. My gin normally is, though.

[Doc Holliday]

I don't go anywhere without 3 liters of gin, 2 oz of cocaine and a republican. You pussies have to deal.

[Hubbitron]

You roll almost as hard as me.

[Doc Holliday]

My trunk is literally a wetbar. In conservative Texas, open container is open to interpretation.

[Doc Holliday]

we're also required to sale ammo with liquor. state law.

[Mykozo]

vodka with chunks of frozen mango instead of ice cubes.

blv

[arjue]

Women can't handle the taste of alcohol so they hide it with fruit flavors and other bullshit. Real men like the taste of alcohol and feel no compulsion to do so.

Some men are secure enough in their own manhood that they don't feel the need to drink alcohol straight all of the time like its some kind of male qualifier. I suppose you also go hunting and fishing and only like movies starring Steven Segal. Gin and Juice is a marriage which should be celebrated, and actually makes orange juice taste better, while Gin on its own can be harsh, unless its something premium like Millers Reformed or to a lesser extent, Bombay.