The "I'm Drunk/High" Thread.

[torgo]

My cat would totally post here if he could. I'm flying out on Tuesday and my vet gave me tranquilizers for him. She said to give him one today and make sure he reacts to it ok. He is so wasted right now. It's hilarious. But at the same time I feel sorry for him, he has no idea why he feels this way. He's got a shitty few days coming up...

[Drewbacca]

I had 15 mixed vodka drinks (soda, cream (white russian), orange juice, etc.) at my friend Grace's birthday party a couple weeks ago and was as sober as a narc throughout the entire party. I had a couple of Heineken's with my dinner as well. This shit is starting to get expensive. By the end of the night I was doing whiskey shots to make up for lost time.

I had flat iron steak for dinner so I figure maybe I had eaten too much so my drunk ratio was way up. I don't fucking know. It sucked.

[Pineapple]

I had a small get together at my place last night and between 4 freinds we went through a 750 of Jack, there's about a shot left from the handle of Bicardi, a 30 of Miller light (my brother's choice, not mine) and a 24 of NewCastle ( my choice.) There is no beer left, but there are empties all over my front and back lawns, plus crowding up my kitchen. The bass player of my band who hasn't puked since he was 6 and prides himself on that lost it all over my front porch in an amazing display of drunkeness. Then after me and the guitarist hauled his drunken non-responsive ass into the house he puked on my carpet before I could get him a pot. We took funny pictures of him while he slept. When I left for work this morning he was still there, moaning like he was going to die. It was an entertaining evening, I'm just pissed about the long cleanup that will be involved when I get home.

[The_Meach]

See: below

[The_Meach]

Oh, what the hell...



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All while watching...

[Kev]

Got tore down yesterday at my best friend's girlfriend's birthday. Most of it is a daze, but I do remember at one point me, my best friend, his girlfriend, and two other chicks were laying in some random yard.

Good times.

[Brand X]

Tore down? It's tore up. Or perfectly substituted with toe up.

[Thief Silver]

A proper mixed drink enhances the taste of the alcohol; it doesn't mask it. I find that crap like flavored vodka, wine coolers, and various other girly drinks generally taste vile and exist for people who aren't willing to learn or haven't yet learned to enjoy alcohol. There is a reason you don't see too many old men drinking Raspberry Smirnoff but you can find it on college campuses across the country.

Why should you have to learn to enjoy something? That's some of the most retarded shit I've heard. If something you gets you drunk then it gets you drunk, if you readily enjoy the flavour who the hell gives a fuck? Only elitist drunks which is possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever thought of, elitist drunks... lol.

I Like sweet stuff, not bitter and salty stuff like you do, enjoy your cum filled beers.

[MechDeus]

Why should you have to learn to enjoy something?

Almost all of our drinks are either water or sugar-flavored water. Its not that the beer is nessecarily bitter or what have you, it simply is in comparision to what you're used to (which is a subjective idea, so yes, I'm aware my statement is contridictory).

I used to drink stuff like what you do, but I still tried to get into beer for a while. Eventually I got used to the way it tastes, and where it used to all be the same (and kinda crappy) to me I can now recognize the different flavors and I like a lot of beer. If you don't want to bother then don't but the idea of learning to like it is a big thing for this style of drink, especially with it having a taste so different from most all-ages legal drinks that you find all over.

You say if you enjoy the flavor then cool, but the point of getting used to it is that you enjoy the flavor of the alcohol itself instead of just the additives. It's like eating a Snickers just because you want some peanuts.

[Saint of Killers]

I Like sweet stuff, not bitter and salty stuff like you do, enjoy your cum filled beers.

Enjoy your vagina.