Pets

[Finch]

So do dogs. A lot more often.

OR DO THEY

My cats have never destroyed couches, gotten into the garbage, run around the neighborhood in front of cars, make hell noise at every single thing that moves outside and eat my damn underwear/the rest of my clothes.

OR HAVE THEY

Cats are less destructive.

OR ARE THEY

We've taken the dog to training since she was old enough,

OR HAVE YOU

for the record,

OR IS IT

and the trainers sort of sent her back.

OR DID THEY

She's retarded.

OR IS SHE

I love dogs

OR DO YOU

and everything

OR IS IT

but they're so much more expensive to care for/clean up after.

OR ARE THEY

Tsai Tsai/Qui Qui never barks, he just goes ah ah ah ah, and it's barely audible, like he's just breathing kind of hard. He poops and pees on wee wee pads, except sometimes when he misses. I like him best when he's sleepy and just wants someone warm to sleep near/beside/on top of. He does like the smell of stinky things, like old socks and person's behinds. That is annoying.

Also, he can tell who's coming by the sound of their footsteps in the hallway. He always waits for me, but he like HongPei better than me. ;__;

[kingoffighters]

Napoleon (white) and Caesar (brown)

[Calliander]

Every time I see Napoleon I want to start jibbering baby talk at the screen.

Wook at choo! Yoo juss a cute wittle puppy wuppy dog, aren't choo? Yes! Who's a cutey wootey? You are!

I'm stealing your dog.

[Diff-chan]

So do dogs. A lot more often. My cats have never destroyed couches, gotten into the garbage, run around the neighborhood in front of cars, make hell noise at every single thing that moves outside and eat my damn underwear/the rest of my clothes.

Cats are less destructive. We've taken the dog to training since she was old enough, for the record, and the trainers sort of sent her back. She's retarded. I love dogs and everything but they're so much more expensive to care for/clean up after.

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[Advocate]

Napoleon is even smiling for the camera. Thats awesome.

[kingoffighters]

Napoleon is a cutie, he is really really sweet to humans, but sometimes kinda mean to Caesar. Caesar is adorable, he got the best "sad puppy" look, like this:

[Tommy Tallarico]

Two ferrets, Hobbes and Monkey.

[Bacon McShig]

Cats are less destructive.

LOL! I've never been to a cat owner's house that doesn't have at least one piece of furniture that looks like hell from being used as a scratching post. I've also seen and heard of many things getting broken from cats walking and jumping as they please on counters. Oh, and one of my last roommates' cats pissed on my GBA.

I've had dogs all my life and the worst I've had is some chewed-up pencils and a few holes dug.

[Tommy Tallarico]

You're not allowed to talk about destructive until you've owned a ferret.

[Advocate]

My old martial arts sensei had ferrets. Ninja's, you ain't kidding ferrets have BY FAR the worst destructive behavior.