Accident with a penis pump

[voltz]

A Slovak driver who ignored a give way sign and crashed into a bus was subsequently extracted from his car unconscious, half naked, and "with a vacuum pump on his penis", Channel 4 reports.

The unnamed 42-year-old was driving his old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice when the accident occurred. Police officer Peter Polak told Reuters: "It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving: it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it [the pump] was placed on his penis."

Unsurprisingly, Polak added: "I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues."

The man was taken to hospital with "head injuries", the report concludes

http://www.theregister.com/2006/09/12/slovak_pile_up/

Remember kids, do NOT whack and drive!

[Advocate]

I heard about this yesterday ... EL-OH-FUCKING-EL.

[Grey's Anatomy]

"head injuries".
LAWL.