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  1. Quote Originally Posted by Korian View Post
    Before someone bitches about me making a new thread, I was going to say that Immortals has amazing 3D effects and some crazy moments but it doesn't compare to this masterpiece.
    Except for the part where Ares explodes the heads of something like 10 mortal soldiers in a row while moving at super-speed (I could watch that scene over and over) and the Gods vs. Titans battle at the end, this movie was fucking boring.

    Superman was okay in it, though his American accent kept slipping constantly, especially when he was yelling.
    Last edited by Dolemite; 27 Nov 2011 at 04:35 PM.

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    Well that was a fun part Dole but I agree it took too long to get to the good stuff.

  3. That movie was so bad. The Gods v. Titans battle at the end was retarded, too. 300 had much stronger characters even with much less exposition.
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  4. Eh, I enjoyed the over-the-top blood and gore. Slow-motion exploding heads are stupid fun.

    I've never seen 300, BTW. Should I? By all accounts it sounds almost as bad as this shitbomb.

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  5. It's a silly, cheesy comic that is 100% about style in the visuals and dialogue translated directly to movie form. I love it but I'm never going to say it's a critically good movie, but I'd say it's worth checking out at least once. Just try to ignore all the scenes back in the city once the soldiers leave, they deal with a crappy political subplot that adds nothing.

  6. 300 is terrible.

  7. Plus it's based on work by an author who is a literal fascist. Frank Miller sucks a cheetah's dick.

  8. It was a great action movie. And it had King Leonidas.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  9. It was great the first time, but my enjoyment of it nosedived in subsequent viewing to the point where I would never ever watch it again.

  10. Frank Miller is fascist cockhype...but this movies not so bad. If you've never seen it, it comes highly recommended. At least to see what all the fuss was about. Also it made Gerald Butler's career, make of that what you will.
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