well, my 360 has been like the hot girlfriend who for months and months gives you great oral sex and will take it up the butt any time you want, then out of nowhere dies.
My Wii is like a video game console that I play games on, ohh that's because that's what the fuck it is.
Nintendo is more like the crazy girlfriend that frustrates you to no end with her mood swings and requests for expensive dinners at overpriced restaurants you don't even like, but you can't break up with her because you know every couple months she's going to suck your dick off like nobody else can. Luckily she's too self-absorbed to realize I'm fucking zboz every night since Christmas while I wait for more sucky sucky.
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