You forget he's a corporate culture douche. Shit like this is important to him.
LOL @ THIS.
I make much more than 10 bucks an hour. Plus, what, do you make prospective employees take off their clothes before you hire them? Do you and the team take power-showers together?
"Just wanted to make sure you don't have any tats that NO ONE WILL EVER SEE AT WORK."
Ridiculous, Biff, ridiculous. I understand where you are coming from, but the premise that someone's salary is dependent upon body mods is pure idiocy.
You forget he's a corporate culture douche. Shit like this is important to him.
Time for a change
Those UV tats look like scars when in normal light, then light up under a UV light, best of both worlds no? Cept for the cancer.
Check out Mr. Businessman
He bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the stock exchange
He got some wild, wild life
Wow, I never knew UV tats existed. They can't be healthy, but they look pretty cool.
They fade. Very poorly.
Boo, Hiss.
Yeah but the results are beautiful.
I don't find it beautiful in the least sorry. *shrug*
Scar tissue up close is pretty gross and nasty looking, it doesn't get me hot.
What about emotional scars? Those are the hottest.
Boo, Hiss.
And the most useful.
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