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  1. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by Advocate View Post
    How did the court proceedings go?
    Hasn't happened yet.
    Quote Originally Posted by burgundy View Post
    Sucks. Did you really do it?
    I certainly did.
    Quote Originally Posted by Advocate View Post
    Or jumping off a building, shooting yourself in the head, then getting run over by a car. The morgue picks your dead carcass up and then tosses it in the incinerator. As your cremated remains are strewn throughout downtown Maryland a drunk takes a pisses in the urn. Thereby making the circle complete.
    This is a wonderful plan.

  2. Happy birthday.

  3. Whatever you do don't try to kill yourself by getting attacked by sharks. You'll probably only end up getting castrated by barracuda's.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  4. #34
    I hate sharks. I couldn't play through that one level in Ecco on the DC because of them.

    Fuck that shit.



  5. Don't get killed by sharks plz.

  6. HAY JOSH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU BECAUSE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY DRINK WHISKY!
    Quote Originally Posted by BerringerX
    I am pretty sure one of the reasons Jesus died is so we could enjoy delicious chicken and waffle fries seven days a week.
    Eat a bag of dicks.

  7. So people got thier collective heads out from under your giant sweaty ball sack long enough to look at a calander eh?

    Happy Birthday!
    [Insert large, loud, flashing signature here]

  8. OH SHIT! I am dur butter and Josh is worth $2k monies.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ^____________________________________^
    Currently playing: Binary Domain (PC), EVE Online: Retribution (PC), Guild Wars 2 (PC)

  9. #39
    Josh is omega rad. I hate christmas, but I don't hate your birthday.
    To boldly go where lots of men have gone before...

  10. Don't be dead, dude. The Church needs more priests.

    Happy birthday! But think about the priest thing. I sense THE CALLING in you.

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