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Thread: Top 10 Worst toys of all time

  1. Time to throw them off the roof of your house and hope for the best.

  2. I wonder where's the TMNT pizza shooter? That thing HURLED plastic discs at like 50 mph. Best gift ever.

  3. Quote Originally Posted by Razor Ramon View Post
    Time to throw them off the roof of your house and hope for the best.
    Jarts were awesome, and that's exactly what we did with them.

  4. Jarts were the best toys ever.

    I used them to co-invent a game called Death Darts with my cousin back in '88. A lot of frogs died that year.
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  5. Quote Originally Posted by Rico View Post
    I wonder where's the TMNT pizza shooter? That thing HURLED plastic discs at like 50 mph. Best gift ever.
    That thing was great.

    My favorite unsafe toy was the huge M.A.S.K. semi-truck that opened to reveal a giant cannon (which of course fired huge solid plastic missiles). Launching it at my brother was great fun.

  6. Quote Originally Posted by cigsthecat View Post
    My favorite unsafe toy was the huge M.A.S.K. semi-truck that opened to reveal a giant cannon (which of course fired huge solid plastic missiles). Launching it at my brother was great fun.
    I smell a high-score thread.

  7. I demand that the atomic lab kit be put back on the market.

    Fact of the matter is that it doesn't matter how safe companies make their toys.

    Gradeschool boys will always invent games that involve tackling, shoving people down hills, and punching. As nature intended.
    Last edited by Cheebs; 20 Dec 2006 at 12:24 PM.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Cheebs View Post

    Fact of the matter is that it doesn't matter how safe companies make their toys.

    Gradeschool boys will always invent games that involve tackling, shoving people down hills, and punching. As nature intended.
    Anyone ever play "Redass" or "Murder ball" (which is just baseball, but you keep playing until it gets dark. Then it turns into a game of survival)?

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Brisco Bold View Post
    Anyone ever play "Redass" or "Murder ball" (which is just baseball, but you keep playing until it gets dark. Then it turns into a game of survival)?
    Murder ball was the shit. I suffered many a black eye from that game.

  10. At my uncles house we used to toss a Jart up in the air and try not to get hit by it. Like Garden State, only less fiery.
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