IBTNWrestling games will include undetectable neuro-toxins just strong enough to kill the person who opens the case and anyone within the same room.
- Assassin's Creed has the Pope as the last boss.
- Call of Duty 4 allows me to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
- Castlevania escapes the DS without sucking ass.
- Devil May Cry 4 is announced for 360.
- Dino Crisis 4 hits the 360 with DC2 gameplay.
- DirectX 10 lives up to its potential. I'm ready for a new PC.
- EA somehow breaches the NFL contract and loses exclusivity.
- I have the willpower to continue to pass up a shiny but useless PS3.
- Live Anywhere supports Achievements in PC games.
- LucasArts' SCUMM games are released in packs for the DS.
- Mario Kart on the Wii supports online play woth voice chat for 8 players but not snaking.
- Metal Slug Anthology is released on the PS2 with d-pad support.
- No more classic series head to portables for their main platform.
- Resident Evil Wii will not be a cash run.
- Science fiction displaces fantasy as the MMO setting of choice.
- SNK makes a 2D fighter based in the Star Wars universe (this won't happen, but it's been on my list since about 1992).
- Sonic the Hedgehog is euthanized.
- Star Fox breaks its string of three consecutive shitty outings.
- Star Wars is released on HD-DVD, because I need to buy it for a 5th time.
- Square doesn't tarnish FFT or FFXII with their new, Matsuno-less titles.
- Street Fighter IV is released and is either so great or so awful that we are not left wanting Street Fighter V.
- Tom Brady is on the cover of Madden 2008 and Chunky Soup commercials.
- Virtual Console titles get online play and leaderboards.
- Wii regional lockouts are broken for retail and VC software.
- Wrestling games will include undetectable neuro-toxins just strong enough to kill the person who opens the case and anyone within the same room.
IBTNWrestling games will include undetectable neuro-toxins just strong enough to kill the person who opens the case and anyone within the same room.
And DC3 themes. I don't know how they could top zombie lightning dinosaurs in space but I sure as hell hope they try.Dino Crisis 4 hits the 360 with DC2 gameplay.
I hope Treasure's 360 game is not a licensed property or a sequel
...that Doom 2 or level packs for Doom hit XBLA.
...Crackdown is a very good game.
...EA goes back to making games in the vein of Hot Pursuit, with exotic cars.
...PGR hits 07 and not 08.
...Duke Nukem Forever comes to 360 (lol).
...Resistance gets a port (lol).
...Sony comes out with a PSP+ with better controls.
...MS adopts a rule of "no paying for unlocks that are on the disc that you can only get through XBLM" or "no paid DLC for the first 45 days of a game's shelf life".
...People really take advantage of XNA.
...Nintendo does something worthwhile with the Wii or GTFO.
I completely agree with everything on that list, except for the DX10. Fuck getting a new PC if all I'm playing on it is WoW. But otherwise, top notch.
* Bioshock lives up to its potential and sells millions of copies.
* Wonder Boy returns and is developed by Westone.
* Junction Point Studios reveals their new game.
* Dark Messiah gets ported to 360(since I doubt I will upgrade my PC soon).
* Some adventure game revitalizes the genre for big budget releases.
* Nintendo puts a huge effort into a new franchise.
* Yakuza 2 doesn't get left in Japan due to poor sales of the first game.
* Good Western developers start making DS games.
...that Bethesda unveils a Fallout 3 that stays true to the first two games in the series (and isn't just post-apocalyptic Oblivion)
...that Mercenaries 2 is confirmed for 360
...that MS starts putting out more original XBLA games and fewer retro titles
Amen to that. Granted, I would still probably give Starfox DS a 7 or 8. But both Starfox games on the GC were complete garbage. Why the hell did Nintendo abandon the on-rails formula that made Starfox and Starfox 64 so amazing? They could have still done a lot with that formula... and shit, it was fun to begin with. Everything that has come out after Starfox 64 has been shit in comparison...
I hope every announced PS3 exclusive games end up being on 360.
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