Indiana Jones 4

[YellerDog]

And are people here seriously bitching about gophers now?

You fucks are defending the gophers now? Please don't defend the gophers.

[Despair]

I wanted to see gopher from Caddyshack !!! Lucas DIDNT DELIVER

[YellerDog]

You could smuggle your Kenny Loggins tapes into the theatre next time.

[Despair]

That gopher ALONE > everything in Crystal Skull.

[Melf]

You fucks are defending the gophers now? Please don't defend the gophers.

I'm not defending them, but I'm not knocking the movie because of them either. They didn't contribute squat to the movie, but they were also onscreen for like, ten seconds. It's nitpicking already. This movie has so much other stuff worth criticizing that the gophers are really a reach.

I wanted to see gopher from Caddyshack !!! Lucas DIDNT DELIVER

Best gopher ever.

[Dolemite]

Second, Indy survives a nuclear explosion in a refrigerator.

Forget that refrigerators are apparently nuke-proof and zero-gravity on the inside so you can bounce and roll for miles without getting hurt at all. That scene had nothing whatsoever to do with the plot of the movie. It added nothing at all except a chance for the effects guys to wow everyone with a pretty CG mushroom cloud. It was an effect for the sake of having an effect, nothing more.

[YellerDog]

I'm not defending them, but I'm not knocking the movie because of them either. They didn't contribute squat to the movie, but they were also onscreen for like, ten seconds. It's nitpicking already. This movie has so much other stuff worth criticizing that the gophers are really a reach.

No no no. If the gophers were like 20 minutes into the film or some shit, whatever. But they are the first goddamn thing you see.

CG cartoon eye gophers are what's wrong with the movies these days! They are the damn totem for this movie.

[Despair]

It was an effect for the sake of having an effect, nothing more.

Isn't it a Lucas motto, he uses for everything these days?

[Despair]

No no no. If the gophers were like 20 minutes into the film or some shit, whatever. But they are the first goddamn thing you see.

CG cartoon eye gophers are what's wrong with the movies these days! They are the damn totem for this movie.

I know what this movie was missing:

An epic battle in the jungle beween commie hating monkeys and wide eye nuclear gophers !! With winner takin on the Pyramid of Red Ants

[Dolemite]

Honestly, the way people were bitching about the gophers I expected there to be a song-and-dance number with them, in addition to an extended rape scene of Marion, with each of them lined and taking turns burrowing into her craggly old asshole.

In reality, their screen time added up to nothing at all. wtf. Chill. There's way more to bitch about.