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  1. pretty much.

  2. Quote Originally Posted by Razor Ramon View Post
    without trying to look like a jackass.
    you have no problem acheiving that.

  3. Quote Originally Posted by Calliander View Post
    Elaine has this $30 face wash. She put it in the plastic bag and everything and they still took it from her.
    Tell her to stop pissing her money away on $30 face wash.

    To the original post, ignorance is not an excuse.

    Also, it's perfectly fine to carry all this shit in your checked baggage. If you're not a celebrity, you don't need hygiene and styling products on a goddamn plane.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yoshi View Post
    burgundy is the only conceivable choice.
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    I have an Alcatraz-style all-star butthole.

  4. I don't check bags so it causes problems.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Razor Ramon View Post
    I don't check bags so it causes problems.
    exactly. i was going to chicago for one night. i didnt need to hassle with bag checking. everything fit in my carry on, which had to go underneath on the flight home because it was "too big" for the overheads. as i sat there watching the lady in front of me ram rod her luggage into her overhead. i just smiled at the stewardess.

  6. Airport security is a joke. That's what minimum wage get you for quality workers....

  7. An unfunny joke with no punch line and no delivery. Utterly ineffective at anything but pissing people off, too, seeing as the ban on liquids is for something that never would have happened in the first place. That whole European terrorism plot that started it? Turns out it was bullshit from start to finish.

    Policies that protect people from nothing but the fear of flying relatively hassle-free. Whee!

    James

  8. Do you really need your hair gel wax in your carry on bag though? You could have just crammed it in your suitcase and have spared yourself the issue. I've taken an airplane two times in my life and even I know that you just don't bring canned shit like hair gel on with you these days (even though it's kind of ridiculous).
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  9. If you don't want to check a bag, watch what you pack. Hair spray can be found wherever you're going.

    Slightly annoying? Sure. That's life, kids.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yoshi View Post
    burgundy is the only conceivable choice.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drewbacca View Post
    I have an Alcatraz-style all-star butthole.

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