Duke Nukem Forever

[wip3outguy7]

fucking 360 controllers

*looks over at Dreamcast keyboard and mouse*

For the love of Fuck. They had it right 10 years ago. What the hell happened?

*looks at PS3 and 360 USB ports*

What the fuck? Seriously.

[FirstBlood]

As the first level came to its touching denouement, the camera pulled back to reveal that the giant alien fight was really just Duke playing a copy of Duke Nukem Forever. While receiving oral sex. From two women at once.

“What about the game, Duke? Was it good?” asked one.

“Yeah,” Duke replied. “But after 12 fuckin’ years, it had better be.”


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holy shit.

[cka]

just attachin' this

[James]

PC version, Steam download, advance order for pre-load. The sooner the preorder goes up the sooner I can get this taken care of.

James

[Mzo]

If they pull this off it's the comeback of the freaking century. Sounds amazing so far.

[Yoshi]

PC version, Steam download, advance order for pre-load. The sooner the preorder goes up the sooner I can get this taken care of.

IBTN... hopefully a 4 pack or a preorder bonus of the original or something too... even though I have it on my phone.

[Rumpy]

This is probably going to set a bootleg record. I can't believe it's going to come out though.

[cka]

I wonder if peoples' pre-orders from 2001 are going to be honoured

[Yoshi]

Gearbox actually bought the franchise. I blame Nick for not thinking of pooling our money to literally own Duke.

[epmode]

I wonder if peoples' pre-orders from 2001 are going to be honoured

Randy Pitchford (President of Gearbox) mentioned this in an interview. He's considering a contest to see who actually put their pre-order in first.