Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

[Josh]

Yeah, I use a macbook pro. so...

[StriderKyo]

That. Was. Awesome.

[Dipstick]

Holy shit, the full version of this game actually came out.

[Opaque]

I will play this.

[Cowutopia]

the b-ball cerebro scene in that trailer is amazing.

[sleeve]

It has QTEs!

[George]

'The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...

Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk.

[YellerDog]

This sounds better and more coherent than SquareEnix's entire output. Not even a little bit joking.

[Opaque]

My two new favorite phrases are "Chaos Dunk" and "Verboten Jam".

[YellerDog]

I'm playing this over the weekend. Solid gold.

The only way to defeat Final Shaq is to unleash the forbidden power of the Chaos Dunk.