Cool, but unfortunately way too dark for a Japanese fighting game. Here's the real character summary/plot for SF4:Originally posted by BonusKun
A venture into something funky...
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Another bitchin article from MrWhitefolks
Every character you liked is gone, except Ryu and Ken, replaced by weird lookin' dudes and children.
Ryu: Wandering the world in search of the next great fight, Ryu fights guys.
Ken: Carefree and prone to bouts of spontaneous human combustion, Ken also fights guys, stopping only to high-five Ryu before they fight.
Shinosuke: A wacky-yet determined 6 year old Japanese schoolboy, he somehow defeats fighters five times his age with cheap moves and susension-of-disbelief-stretching fireballs. He is out to prove he is a great fighter.
Sachiko: A cute 14 year old Japanese schoolgirl, her moves involve her dress flying up and lots of squealing. She is out to prove she is a great fighter.
Mako-chan: A cute little six year old Japanese schoolgirl, she is prone to hilarious-yet-adorable angry outbursts. Secretly has a crush on Shinosuke, who is too busy training to notice. She somehow defeats fighters five times her age with cheap moves and suspension-of-disbelief-stretching fireballs. She is out to prove she is a great fighter.
Yuko: A cute 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl, she practices karate day and night, as she is out to prove that she is a great fighter. Her special moves include an uppercut, spin kick and fireball.
Noriko: A cute 2 year old Japanese ninja, she is out to prove she is a great fighter.
Keiichi: A drooling 6 month old Japanese baby, he defeats his opponents with mighty fireballs. He is out to prove that Japanese game designers' infantilist obsessions know no bounds.
Balrog: Trying to prove he was still a great figher, he was reduced to a mumbling vegetable in his fight with Lennox Lewis. You smash him up in the bonus round.
Jacques: A French fighter with Guile-like moves who has no actual motivation. Looks like a cross between Iori and Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.
Scooby Doo: After you've played him in Street Fighter 4, be sure to head on over to Wendy's for the Scooby Doo Street Fighter 4 Value Meal, with rare collector's cup! Collect all 8!
Akuma: Every 1337 d00d'Z favourite character, he's back madder and radder than ever. With 9 X-treme new supers and 12 new special moves, all of which do 50% damage, and at least twice as many frames of animation as the last three Disney movies, Akuma is one lean mean evil-karate machine.
Chippu-Asuhoru: The menacing last boss, he fights you wearing only a conveniently-placed sock and a sailor's cap. Every time you hit him he gains energy, and all his moves instantly kill you dead - twice.
There's also a bunch of stuff about some evil magic power that is either taking over the world or giving Ryu a tan.
Unfortunately, it looks like your ideas are too good to come to pass...btw, Whitefolks=Smoo? Hey, I had no idea!







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