Crazy astronaut bitch flips out at an airport.

[dakidski]

astronut?

[g0zen]

Not the kind of publicity NASA needs.

[FX]

NASA is a waste of money anyway.

[icarusfall]

I love when people confuse love with desperation. It makes me feel better.

[Scourge]

Love means never having to wear adult diapers to make a cross country trip to hog tie your imaginary lover's real lover.

[Josh]

Love means never having to wear adult diapers to make a cross country trip to hog tie your imaginary lover's real lover.

I see you've never been in love.

[Scourge]

I'm wearing an adult diaper right now.

[/1990 condom joke homage]

[Aurora]

See, women have enough trouble handling left, right, forward and reverse in a car. You complicate their lives with outer space, and this is what happens.

LOL! That was seriously one of the funniest things I've heard in weeks. Wow.

[Cheebs]

I wonder if they had space sex? I've always wanted to try that.

I don't think it's physically possible to get a woman in space and not have space sex occur. Not even joking.

[haohmaru]

They bumped up the charges to attempted murder. Crazy ho.