She spilled my coffee.

[Aurora]

I recognize him for some reason. His kids are remarkably nonchalant about the whole thing.

Their faces are kinda like "ugh, not again, daddy." Fun times.

[Zerodash]

What I would give to be able to get away with it at home...

[Razor Ramon]

What I would give to be able to get away with it at home...

If you can't get away with it at home, you're not doing it right.

[Drewbacca]

Putting a phone book in front of your backhands helps prevent noticeable bruising.

[Tracer]

What I would give to be able to get away with it at home...

I thought Russian brides were accustomed to that kind of treatment. Hum.

[SpoDaddy]

There would be no beating. Just the sound of him struggling to breathe as I strangle him with my bare hands.

Don't playa hate

[YellerDog]

[Shine]

kids are so cute

[Survival Kid]

Awesome. I'm gonna teach my son to do that.

You know, that really was pretty damn careless of that waitress to spill the coffee like that. Hold the pot a little lower and shit like this won't happen.

[Anthony]

Reminds of that chris farley snl skit where they got him to try decaf.