Zelda: Twilight Princess Official thread V 2.0

[Geen]

The thing that always pissed me off about Wind Waker is that the whole overworld is water, the game's theme is nautical, and yet it's the first 3D Zelda where you can't fucking swim. Not being able to fish is a pretty big disappointment as well. Then there's the boat that moves at a snail's pace when you aren't sailing. There should have been some magic paddles or an enchanted outboard motor or something to make navigating around the islands tolerable. Having to change the wind direction and deploy the sails just to move ten feet in the other direction to find treasure is not fun.

I have to respectfully disagree with every opinionated statement you have made here, especially the statement about it being a disappointment that there is no fishing. Unless the game's title is Sega Bass Fishing or Animal Crossing, no video game needs to include fishing. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.

[A Robot Bit Me]

Eh, Zelda overworlds were always baren slogs. Wind Waker just didn't bother lying to you about it.

[Compass]

you attack and insult people on an online message board

[kedawa]

I have to respectfully disagree with every opinionated statement you have made here, especially the statement about it being a disappointment that there is no fishing. Unless the game's title is Sega Bass Fishing or Animal Crossing, no video game needs to include fishing. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.

So you like the slow ass boat, don't like fishing, and prefer to have only superficial interaction with the vast ocean that makes up most of the game world?
To each is own, I guess.

[Shin Johnpv]

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Ohhh man you're so hard and bad ass, you totally got me! I bet all your friends are gonna think you are the cooooooooooolest when you tell them about it. You're so witty and add so much to the board, it totally wasn't better when you ran away like a giant vagina in the past.

[Compass]

Don't forget to pack some trail mix!

[icarusfall]

Johnpv is bad at the internet.

[Finch]

I have to respectfully disagree with every opinionated statement you have made here, especially the statement about it being a disappointment that there is no fishing. Unless the game's title is Sega Bass Fishing or Animal Crossing, no video game needs to include fishing. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.

Breath of Fire 3 says GEEN'S RONG.

[Andrew]

Turns out all the Legend of Zelda games are actually just Ganon dreaming, who's a fat Japanese kid in real life. It's his way of expressing the failure and rejection of his day-to-day life, in which he is always trying to stand up and be noticed but is continuously beaten up by a dumb jock named Link that never talks and is dating the head Cheerleader, Zelda.

So remember, every time you finish a Legend of Zelda game you're crushing the hopes of a dejected boy.

So what was Link's Awakening?

[Geen]

Breath of Fire 3 says GEEN'S RONG.

Et tu, Finch?
I'll have to add BoF3 to my pile of games I should get around to. I, um, never played it. --;