Otomedius

[mollipen]

Hey, I call my consoles "amusement machines"... don't you tell me what to call or not call them!

[Frogacuda]

Your mom's an Amusement Machine.

[FX]

I think I know how this game came to be.

Someone at Konami approached the suits.

"I think we should do a new Gradius game. It has been one of our flagship franchises for 20 years."

The executive looks at the man skeptically, ponders for a moment and asks:

"Will there be titty?"

"Sure."

"...and what will these titties do?"

"Um...jiggle?"

"You're a genius, son! Where ya been all this time?"

[bbobb]

That executive isn't being paid enough. He should come work in Hollywood so he can remind those pussies that pits are a requirement in every horror movie.

I'm not to into pits... but Tits should be a requirement in every horror movie.

[bbobb]

Hey, I call my consoles "amusement machines"... don't you tell me what to call or not call them!

Personally I like to call titties "amusement machines".



Unfortunately it's hard to find any around here.

[mollipen]

Unfortunately it's hard to find any around here.

...don't remind me.

[Finch]

No pocchari for you.

[Yoshi]

I'm not to into pits... but Tits should be a requirement in every horror movie.

Jesus. What a horrible typo.

[MechDeus]

I wasn't sure if that was a typo or just some wierd southern slang which is why I didn't say anything.

[Finch]

I thought it was something to do with acne or huge terrifying girl holes that eat people or something. So i didn't say anything either.