Beautiful Katamari

[Brand X]

This thread is so awesome.

[Aurora]

I ride his nuts because he's an awesome person. He's funny, extremely talented, and downright nice. This is heightened if you talk to him outside of TNL. If you cannot see that, well, sorry?

And me riding Josh's balls several yrs ago? Doubt it. He hated me years ago. So there's still hope for you, sweetheart, as everyone is now witness to your relentless quest for Josh's attention.

[Compass]

...as everyone is now witness to your relentless quest for Josh's attention.

Pretty sure I would've continued ignoring him indefinitely if he hadn't directly addressed me in this thread. Nice fact-checking though. Also, here you go, feel free to apply this to yourself:

But just don't say my name or respond to my posts, and I can pretty much guarantee I'll never say a word to or about you again.

But real quick...

Say what you want about anyone on TNL, but your 12-yr-old-bleeding-vagina-girl posts are the worst of TNL.

No, I'm pretty sure "the worst of TNL" would largely be comprised of your many horrifying attempts to foist some of your most stomach-turning, delinquent fetishes onto the rest of the board. God only knows what you've held back.

[everlast88]

why are you trying to stop such a good flame war? honestly, josh seems to be enjoying it

[Compass]

Because he hopes to one day do much more than just ride Josh's nuts. (But please, dear God, I beg you, don't ask him what it is specifically he wants to do.)

[Brand X]

This thread needs to be moved to Skull & Bones so I can post the most graphic and vulger bleeding vagina picture imaginable.

[Compass]

Fine. That's a great way to shut me up I guess since I won't click most threads in there.

[Melf]

I want someone to ride my nuts.

[Aurora]

why are you trying to stop such a good flame war? honestly, josh seems to be enjoying it

I'm trying to stop it?

Because he hopes to one day do much more than just ride Josh's nuts. (But please, dear God, I beg you, don't ask him what it is specifically he wants to do.)

You're right. I want to give him sweet rimjobs as he shits a delicate soft serve shit across my lips. I'll lick the delicious brown nectar into the gully of my mouth and savor it like a Russian delicacy.

And, get this - you'll love this part- we'll get pink, shiny dildos that say "KAWAII DESU NE GOMENNESAI NE" and jam them up our buttholes til they bleed. The blood will ooze into a little glass jar and we'll drink it for breakfast the next morning. While watching "The Price is Right" and "Judge Judy." Then we'll go bike riding. Singing CvC's version of Katamari. At Denny's.

[Aurora]

I want someone to ride my nuts.

Are they burnt looking? Or are they a healthy pink, dangly, and sweet-smelling?