You know your too hardcore when...

[Green]

You can't walk by a window becuase you are afraid a dog might burst through it.
You buy issues of Gamepro, just to burn them.
Miyamoto knows what you look like, and is very afraid.
You've framed every issue of Gamefan.
As you drive by railings, you swerve into them thinking they are ammo clips.
You have an imaginary friend...Strider.
You can only find girls attractive if you imagine them in a videogame.

[James]

When you haven't bought a system since Saturn because all the new stuff just plain sucks.

No matter how many people you beat up, you can't figure out why your level doesn't increase.

You're in a car crash, bones broken, serious bleeding. You stand up and keep going because you still have a sliver of health left on your life bar.

James

/edit, after seeing that Mars Matrix movie- You can compete with Mode7.

[BER]

When you try to surpass Mode7's performance of the week.
My latest video is on the Diary page on my web site.

But really, as Mode7 told me, "The more shmup vids the
merrier." I just couldn't help but point out that there's
another TNL member creating footage of great video gaming
feats. Apologies for sounding pretentious in my moment of
uncontrollable giddiness...

[Werewolf]

When you peek around corners to make sure it is clear before you proceed.

You have a arcade machine or a strong desire to own one.

You have fond memmories of gaming momments you played over the years.

When you still believe Ikaruga is still coming out for Sega Dreamcast any day now.

When you don't find American jokes funny anymore (which doesn't apply to me ).

[Captain Vegetable]

When you spend most of your time being surly and talking on a message board about games, rather than actually playing them.

[JefmcC]

Originally posted by Dolemite

When you're sick, you go to hookers for blowjobs to recover health.

What? That doesn't really work?

[cigsthecat]

you knwo your too hardcore when you care what a fake nick rox thinks

Or when the only thing you've ever bothered to spell correctly is your own name.

[Shin Johnpv]

Originally posted by cigsthecat


Or when the only thing you've ever bothered to spell correctly is your own name.

hmm i screwed up one word there so why dont you try again bucko

or you could go kiss some fake nick rox ass either or

[cigsthecat]

Did you see a single post from me in that thread? If you did please quote it as I'd like to read it myself.

[Dolemite]

Originally posted by JefmcC


What? That doesn't really work?

Hey, I always feel better afterwards! Um...not that I would...um...you know...engage the um, services of one...heh...