From the Department of Unnecessary Remakes...

[Dolemite]

Oh, IM stalkers. How I miss thee.

She's not a stalker, I know her. Long story.

[Revoltor]

Turtlegirl is gonna fuck you up when she finds out what you've been doing behind her back.

PM SENT.

[Dolemite]

!!!!!

[Jetman]

Whatever happened to that Predator remake with like John Cenna or something in it? Did that get scrapped? (Hopefully, yes)

[Dolemite]

Predator remake? I really draw the fucking line at remaking Arnold movies.

[Port]

Whatever happened to that Predator remake with like John Cenna or something in it? Did that get scrapped? (Hopefully, yes)

Didn't that turn into the Marine, that direct to video Commando without the unrealistic violence clone?

[Doc Holliday]

i don't think it'll be so bad
i know it won't be so bad
cause the man said that's the way it is and the
man said mo-vies get better with time yes yes yes

[Doc Holliday]

so i signed on to the movie studio,
they say they're
gonna give me lot's of money,
if i hash out what you've already seen
they tell me it's cool,
and i sure believe it...

[Space Pirate Roberts]

Fuck this Scottish asshole who's replacing him.

"Oh, is that so?"

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

so i signed on to the movie studio,
they say they're
gonna give me lot's of money,
if i hash out what you've already seen
they tell me it's cool,
and i sure believe it...

Who are you, Aurora now?
I used to hear that song all the time on the local college station.
Sell out with me tonight...
I don't miss it.