How to break up with your girlfriend.

[haohmaru]

His mistakes were getting back with the ex and moping about. Real men don't do that.

Statistics show, especially among separated/divorced couples, that getting back together rarely ever works.

[torgo]

Why do girls not go through this process but instead immediately commence rebound relationships?

Because they can. For every one girl you are hitting on, a girl is getting hit on by 20 guys. It's like a buffet for them.

[George]

For every one girl you are hitting on, a girl is getting hit on by 20 guys. It's like a buffet for them.

A cock buffet.

[Gohron]

Statistics show, especially among separated/divorced couples, that getting back together rarely ever works.

This guy who cuts my hair married the same woman twice and was very close to marrying her a third time. That's just plain fucking crazy.

[Razor Ramon]

How to break up with a girlfriend, the easy way.



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You should write a book about it. I'd buy it.

[Josh]

cock buffet.

[torgo]

This guy who cuts my hair married the same woman twice and was very close to marrying her a third time. That's just plain fucking crazy.

That is crazy. He cuts hair and is marrying women?

[Saint of Killers]

Never been to a barbershop before? A lot of them are straight. Now if they call themselves hairdressers or stylists, that's a different story.

[Chux]

Never been to a barbershop before? A lot of them are straight. Now if they call themselves hairdressers or stylists, that's a different story.

Sounds about right, I've been going to the same guy for the past 15 years.

[Josh]

I cut my own hair. I love girls.