Never give your real name to young girls if you're going to plow them. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? This should be regular knowledge. I'm a dirty old man
Maybe for you.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
Never give your real name to young girls if you're going to plow them. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? This should be regular knowledge. I'm a dirty old man
That kid is going to get plenty of underage sex in prison
Edit: (he will be the underage one)
Check out Mr. Businessman
He bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the stock exchange
He got some wild, wild life
It's dirty if the chick is 16. I just can't defend it.
yee haw.
What are you yee haw'n about? Maryland state law = no more blowjobs for U.
§ 3-322. Unnatural or perverted sexual practice.
(a) Prohibited.- A person may not:
(1) take the sexual organ of another or of an animal in the person's mouth;
(2) place the person's sexual organ in the mouth of another or of an animal; or
(3) commit another unnatural or perverted sexual practice with another or with an animal.
(b) Penalty.- A person who violates this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and on conviction is subject to imprisonment not exceeding 10 years or a fine not exceeding $1,000 or both.
(c) Statute of limitations and in banc review.- A person who violates this section is subject to § 5-106(b) of the Courts Article.
(d) Charging document.- An indictment for a violation of this section:
(1) is sufficient if it states that the defendant committed an unnatural and perverted sexual practice with a person or animal as applicable; but
(2) need not state the particular:
(i) unnatural or perverted sexual practice with which the defendant is charged; or
(ii) manner in which the defendant committed the unnatural or perverted sexual practice.
How old is that? You know the Supreme Court already handled that, right?
Yeah, thats the old business.
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