In Honor of Spring and upcoming Summer Weather

[cigsthecat]

I stopped wearing shorts altogether quite a while ago. They look stupid and I'm far too white to do it anyway.

[Timber]

I only wear pants in sub 20 degree weather. Unless I know I'm going to be out in the cold for extended periods of time. I have awesome calves and I love to show them off.

I love cargo shorts. Fuck the haters.

[Nomi]

I outright refuse to wear women's shorts. They can fucking rot in hell. I buy shorts out of the boy's department at Kohl's instead.

[Shooting Love]

I fuck cargo shorts. Love the haters.

[Josh]

I wore shorts in Texas. I don't need them in Maryland. Unless I'm skateboarding or something, but I don't do that anymore.

[Drewbacca]

When god blesses you with a bronze statuette physique like mine you'd be doing the ladies and gay men a disservice by covering up all the art. It would be like putting an old quilt over the Mona Lisa or covering up Michaelangelo's David.

[Error]

statuette: a small statue.

did you perhaps mean Statuesque?

like or suggesting a statue, as in massive or majestic dignity, grace, or beauty.

[Drewbacca]

With legs this statuette I don't need to know english.

[Galaxia]

I outright refuse to wear women's shorts. They can fucking rot in hell.

word. i've seen bandanas with more fabric than women's shorts.

pants 4 life!

[Peas]

I love it when the weather gets good enough to bust out the shorts! Keep 'em tiny and tight, then you can't be blamed when your plums "accidentally" slip out.