In Honor of Spring and upcoming Summer Weather

[MechDeus]

Or their tree-trunk legs, like mine.

Unless you gained a shitton of weight since you last posted pictures, I'm going to guess that's just you being a typical female that doesn't know shit about when your body looks good. Now go wear a bandanna for shorts already.

Live in Texas one summer and tell me you refuse to wear shorts. Shit, you might be a nudist before it's over. 108 degrees with 85% humidity is no joke.

I still wouldn't wear shorts because I wouldn't be left alive.

[Dolemite]

Tree trunk legs? You're not a fat chick.

[Scourge]

I still wouldn't wear shorts because I wouldn't be left alive.

I hated it for years but I look forward to it now. There's nothing quite like doing a 4 or 5 mile walk in blistering hot heat like that to lose weight.

[Josh]

Tree trunk legs? You're not a fat chick.

But she is a girl, which makes her a self conscious psychopath.

[Dunlap]

Or their tree-trunk legs, like mine.

I'd caress your cankles.

[Tones]

Yeah, Florida gets pretty hot sometimes, and I end up doing a lot of walking on campus. Shorts it is. I never really use my "cargo" pockets, but I guess I am so used to them that I think shorts without them would look strange.

[kedawa]

I wore shorts when I was a kid, and again for a while in college, but these days I just prefer to wear jeans year round.
I wouldn't rule out wearing shorts again, especially if I move somewhere hot, but swimming trunks can fuck off forever.

[Tones]

In High school, I never wore shorts. The only pair that I had was one that I got in like, 8th grade (which I'm actually wearing right now). It was only last summer that I actually accepted shorts. It's just too damn hot for pants and jeans sometimes; if I'm in a situation that requires either, there's little probability that I'm outside, anyway.

[FX]

Windbreakers in the summer? Wow.

So what if you're playing sports? Do you not wear shorts? When I had my old tutoring job during the summer I played basketball at least two out of the three days I had off every week.

They aren't exactly windbreakers. They are more like sports pants, but made of a thinner material, so they aren't hot at all.

And I don't play sports (unless it's PT directed), so that eliminates that.

Live in Texas one summer and tell me you refuse to wear shorts. Shit, you might be a nudist before it's over. 108 degrees with 85% humidity is no joke.

Been there, done that. I don't need shorts, and I don't have chicken legs.

[Dolemite]

I just can't wrap my mind around this shit. It's hot, you wear shorts, you're comfortable. Why wouldn't you want to be comfortable? You can't be so while wearing pants in 90 degree weather.

You guys must have had some traumatic event in your childhood that scarred you. Like, a dude wearing shorts raped you with no lube or something. That's the only answer.

I love cargo shorts. Fuck the haters.

Me too. I need pockets for my shit.