In Honor of Spring and upcoming Summer Weather

FX · 19 Apr 2007, 12:15 PM

That's the thing...I'm comfortable WITHOUT the shorts. And in the summer, I'm usually inside anyway. If I were uncomfortable in the pants, I'd wear the shorts. The pants I wear are very thin and very cool.

I AM from the South, so I'm used to the heat.

**Type Ryan** · 19 Apr 2007, 12:54 PM

I guess you could always wear Hot Pants.....

**Razor Ramon** · 19 Apr 2007, 01:21 PM

Where's the rimshot emote?

**Satsuki** · 19 Apr 2007, 04:34 PM

Capris ftw. Shorts are somewhat annoying.

**Cowutopia** · 19 Apr 2007, 04:37 PM

Whenever I have to switch from cargo shorts to jeans I have to put half my shit somewhere else.

That's when I start wearing hoodies or jackets.

girls are so fucked, they can't use pockets. If I was a chick I'd wear shit with cargo pockets all the time and say fuck off to purses.

**Grave** · 19 Apr 2007, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Dolemite

You guys must have had some traumatic event in your childhood that scarred you. Like, a dude wearing shorts raped you with no lube or something. That's the only answer.

I'd almost always rather wear jeans simply for the look of them, but I do wear shorts when it's too damn hot to do otherwise. Or when nothing else is clean. I can understand why some people don't like the way shorts look, when you see some old pasty-legged jackass with his socks pulled up to his knees and his hairy thighs flopping around. However, when people get on their high horses about how shorts are exclusively for little boys and that men should do without them entirely, I will grudgingly accept this, so long as all women wear skirts exclusively.

For some more comedy regarding this (and more!) every now and then, please view the SA fashion and weight loss forums. I wasn't even aware that there was a contingent of people who thought shorts on men was such a horrible thing until reading about it there.