Sagely Advice

[torgo]

I, personally, don't care much for jewelry because paying hundreds or thousands of dollars to walk around with some gemstone or precious metal around your neck or on your finger never made sense to me. Put it towards the house, the college fund, or a vehicle.

In jewelry's defense, it really is an investment. A car depreciates the moment you sign on the dotted line, jewelry will stay pretty constant and possibly even go up in value.

[Thief Silver]

But they're never going to fucking sell that thing anyways.

[Razor Ramon]

They will when they leave your ass.

[Thief Silver]

lol good point.

Can I like, write up a contract when I get the ring saying that to whomever has the ring it is simply being loaned out from me and must be return upon my whim?

[Razor Ramon]

You can just kill her and forgo the entire process.

[Thief Silver]

True. Or. I can have You kill her.

[Razor Ramon]

I'm 98% sure I can commit the perfect murder.

[Thief Silver]

I'm intrigued. I'll give you a call, and 10% less of what the woman would have got when she divorced me.

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[haohmaru]

In jewelry's defense, it really is an investment. A car depreciates the moment you sign on the dotted line, jewelry will stay pretty constant and possibly even go up in value.

You can't get to work riding on a wedding ring.

[Nomi]

In jewelry's defense, it really is an investment. A car depreciates the moment you sign on the dotted line, jewelry will stay pretty constant and possibly even go up in value.

If I want to make an investment then sure, diamonds are a good route. But you don't hand a girl a stack of CDs or other investment documents when you're proposing, so it's not the same thing. If you're gonna buy jewels for monetary security I have no problem with it, but people in their 20s aren't typically on the market to invest in diamonds for later profit. They're on the market to be stupid and follow a really crappy and senseless tradition.