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Thread: Sheryl Crow's hands smell like poop.

  1. 25 Apr 2007, 11:12 AM #61
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    Dole do you have a poop fetish? If not ... you're creeping me out. If yes ... you're creeping me out.
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  2. 25 Apr 2007, 11:17 AM #62
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    That is so nasty!

    I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.
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    agreed.
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  4. 25 Apr 2007, 11:22 AM #64
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    Dole do you have a poop fetish? If not ... you're creeping me out. If yes ... you're creeping me out.
    Nah, you're thinking of Aurora.

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    LOL.
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  6. 25 Apr 2007, 12:37 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite View Post
    If Sheryl Crow is so worried about the environment she should offer to kneel in a random public toilet stall and offer to tounge-clean anyone's asshole post-poop.

    Whenever I take a shit and look in the bowl and see that turd taper to a fine little point, I always heave a magical sigh of relief. But when I see that thing broken off in the middle, a small part of my soul dies.
    Everyone hopes for a "clean break".
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  7. 25 Apr 2007, 01:00 PM #67
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    Ugh....

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  9. 26 Apr 2007, 12:44 AM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite View Post
    If Sheryl Crow is so worried about the environment she should offer to kneel in a random public toilet stall and offer to tounge-clean anyone's asshole post-poop.
    That's kind of hot.
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  10. 26 Apr 2007, 01:26 AM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by not Anal Kaboom View Post

    I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.
    Did it make your poop?

    how much toilet paper did you use?
    I took all your French Toast.
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