Reply With QuoteI think this story is a bit of a farce, but it's making it's rounds on serious morning radio who are passing it off as completely authentic. I think the incident happened, but I think several of the quotes are embellished.
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Student Leaves Ham Sandwich on Lunch Table Near Muslims, Suspended for Hate Crime
Muslim Student: "That ham sandwich in a bag where we couldn't even see might as well have been that pig's head and that cafeteria might as well have been the most religious building for Muslims in Maine."
Superintendent: "The children have got to learn that ham is not a toy, and that there are consequences for being nonchalant about where you put your sandwich."
"The Jews had to go through the same thing when the Nazis would force-feed them bacon; do we really want our schools to become concentration camps?"
"All our students should feel welcome in our schools, knowing that they are safe from attacks with ham, bacon, porkchops, or any other delicious meat that comes from pigs."
Innocent Bystander Student: "I know the guy who put the sandwich there, he just wanted to be funny and see how those Somalis would react. I'm just glad that kid I beat up yesterday was white; I wouldn't want to be in that mess."
Somali Student: "we didn't know what was in this bag. One of my friends reached inside it. It was a big ham steak. There were five of us at the table, all Somali. Right then, I could feel Allah condemning me to burn for eternity for being within a 6.2 meter radius of ham, so yeah, it was a hate crime... for the rest of my life when I remember middle school, this will pop up right away; it's like I'm back in Somalia being shot at all over again."
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I think this story is a bit of a farce, but it's making it's rounds on serious morning radio who are passing it off as completely authentic. I think the incident happened, but I think several of the quotes are embellished.
Darksider
LOL @ "ham is not a toy."
Only thing permanent is change
Fucking pussies - it's just lunch meat.
"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill
Its a fucking sandwich. It was a joke. If this is true then America is becoming more and more like a fucking Communist state. Suspended for a ham sammich. I like to hear the convo with the kid and his parents.
Mom: Why were you suspended?
Father: Did you get into a fight? Cuss out a teacher?
Mom: Bring a gun to school?
Son: No I placed a ham sammich next to a muslim student.
I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.
Ya Skunt
That sandwich looks really good.
mustard and mayo ftw.
I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.
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If true: an example of oversensitive religious feelings, much like those cabdrivers who won't drive blind people because they have guide-dogs.
Or the two college kids that got run over by a Muslim cab driver cause they got into a religious debate.
I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.
Only thing permanent is change
Originally Posted by Advocate
It's called being PC (Politically Correct) and the uber-liberals out there insist on creating a bunch of pussies in this country by avoiding reality. "We need to be sensitive to others" - FUCK THEM! As far as I'm concerned this country is becoming a bunch of pussies. Get tough America.
"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill
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