Air Guitar Championships in the States

**Aurora** · 04 May 2007, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

People who don't regularly play air guitar either never listen to rock music or are complete chodes who need to act totally cool all the time to feel good about themselves.

Oh whatever. Purposely withholding yourself from being a complete retard/enjoying people being a complete retard for sport doesn't mean jackshit about "omgwtf trying to look cool." I respect drunks and cokeheads more than I do air-guitarists.

**Dolemite** · 04 May 2007, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by Aurora

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FX · 04 May 2007, 07:15 PM

*shakes head*

White people.

**Razor Ramon** · 04 May 2007, 07:21 PM

**Dolemite** · 04 May 2007, 07:43 PM

Fighter X is a racist! omg.

That reminds me of a story- I went into a store recently with my mom 'cause we were looking for a birthday present for my nephew. We get to the register, and this fat black chick is standing there with nothing to buy. So, my mom puts our purchases onto the counter and suddenly this woman goes "Ex-CUSE me, but I's be savin' dis spot fo' mah friend!" and suddenly another black chick rolls up with a shopping cart. I thought the cunt was a little disrespectful to my mother, but she didn't say anything blantantly offensive, so I let it slide.

Anyway, the two girls start getting their stuff rung up, making a scene, yelling at the girl working the register, tossing aside shit they didn't want to buy anymore, etc. So, I say to mom (loud enough for the girls to hear), "See, this is why I hate coming to this store." They gave me a look, then took their shopping cart and started leaving. Then one of them looked back and said "YO, he must be RACIST!" I just laughed and said, "Yeah, right, that's exactly it." Stupid bitches.

Even the cashier (who was also black) wanted those whores to die.