I would have cared if The Darkness wasn't up for release next month.
Yeah, that's pretty much it. The original was dark, gritty, and had a fairly realistic atmosphere (for a sci-fi movie). Riddick himself was just protrayed as a scumbag murderer out for himself.
Then Chronicles comes along and tries to paint Riddick as this grand champion of the cosmos who's "the last of his race of magical warriors" and is "destined to save the universe" and there's stupid fucking scenes where he's fighting The Flash or whipping that girl around with one arm like a fucking airplane propeller to club a bunch of necro-assholes like something out of a pro wrestling cartoon and Judi Dench is being her usual cunty British self and I'm saying "wow, this is the shittiest sequel since Matrix Revolutions."
Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
First footage of next-gen Riddick, full of an annoying Spike TV host.
Eat a bag of dicks.Originally Posted by BerringerX
On the vid, it's explained that the new content really picks up after the main part of the original story ends, so I'm thinking this is Riddick plus some major expansion pack included.
"Your soul better belong to Jesus, mmm-mmmmm..... cause your ass belongs to me!"
Great.. so now I get to play first person puncher again, only now it will be even shinier.
A new game would be awesome, but I'm definitely down to replay Escape From Butcher Bay with next-gen power and additional content. It's one of the best games of last gen.
P.S. - I love the Riddick movies.
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