Mea Culpa

[Frogacuda]

Why do religious people think that the only philosophical alternative to theism is nihilism?

[cigsthecat]

Me:
vaginas
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
why
God:
I thought we were done with vaginas.
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
it's happening right now
God:
At this moment Really. it is?
Me:
totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
balls deep
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about happening. But I did not get that.
Me:
you should try it sometime
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
pls do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
just do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
I do
God:
I get it: you do .
Me:
glad that's settled
God:
Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is. What are you on?
Me:
coke
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
no
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
no
God:
Where did you go to school?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
o rly?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
I don't get it
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
go for it
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
you're not making sense
God:
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
that sucks
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
vaginas
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
oh so now you're all about it
God:
I hear you. I see. Why now? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am about it.
Me:
feel free
God:
OK I will.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
fine
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
vaginas
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
see above
God:
I see. Sounds delicious.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
for realz
God:
Your purpose is realz.

[MechDeus]

God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? For real.
Me:
I like videogames, sex, and kittens, and dislike work, pain, and being poor.
God:
A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Mel Gibson's made some good movies. Why do you like him?
God:
Do you still not entirely? I have a lot of good experience with him.
Me:
What have you guys done together?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
Does Mel Gibson help enhance your mind?
God:
I think it does Mel Gibson help enhance my mind.
Me:
What about Mo7?
God:
Mo7? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
Well, he likes you in a similar manner to the way you like Mel Gibson.
God:
How about that. He must be very fond of it.
Me:
He is. You're very special to him.
God:
Who said he is. Thanks for telling me that I am special to him.
Me:
Really, you mean the world to him.
God:
For real. Yes Chris I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Do you think the world of Mel Gibson?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
Contemplation.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Because people are useless.
God:
Good reason. We are all robots.
Me:
Have you ever thought of striking down everyone?
God:
I have thought many things like that.
Me:
So you're a vengeful god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a vengeful god? Sometimes.

I like this god.

[Scourge]

cig's god reminds me of the King Of All Cosmos.

[MechDeus]

Me:
How long have you reigned as god?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
Impressive.
God:
I am happy that you're impressed, Chris.
Me:
When was I born?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
I'm not a kid.
God:
Only a kid would say that.

He's on to me.

[Mzo]

Me:
Hello? Is this God?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name? Yes I think this is God, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Did you ever see Ghostbusters?
God:
I don't think I ever have see Ghostbusters. What's it like?
Me:
Let me give you some advice: when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES
God:
Go ahead, , try to give me some advice when someone asks if I am a god me say.
Me:
You say yes. You sound kind of Jamaican.
God:
... In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
With the whole "if I am a god me say" thing. It was more of a joke, really.
God:
That sounds like a plan. Is it still more of a joke anymore? For real.
Me:
No, you've killed it now.
God:
Right now? Are you serious? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
That's kind of philosophical.
God:
Makes sense to me.

zomg

[Gymkata]

why is everyone posting three pages worth of poking at a mistake?

EDIT: complete with an apology no less....

[Mzo]

Me:
I'd heard that you work in mysterious ways.
God:
What would make you heard that me work in mysterious ways?
Me:
Are you SURE you're not Jamaican?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Jamaican.
I am a chatterbot.. Really.
Me:
Maybe you're a woman, then.
God:
Perhaps. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Half man, half robot. All cop.
God:
Do you know any other robots like that? How do you know?
Me:
My brain is a learning computer.

I think the iGod needs His own thread.

[Vasteel]

What are you talking about?

Mo7 was saying that God would never tell him to do something like kill someone.

[Anal Kaboom]

He wouldn't thats stupid.