D2 - Kenji Eno gives you pain.

[rezo]

oh man thats too funny. XD

[Low]

D2 has problems but overall it's a decent game. The atmosphere is very different from other horror titles. Alot of the game comes off as fuzzy and bizzarre like the second boss. The imagery is certainly interesting, coming over the mountain bend and seeing the plane's crash site stuck with me for some reason.

My big problem with the game is Kim, she sucks in every way. *-neo

[rummy]

It's kinda insensitive and not socially responsible.... not like tentacle rape...

You have a point.

I'd like to extend an apology to all the tentacle rape victims out there. I didn't mean to make light of your pain. Tentacle rape is truly a serious issue in our society. If only those damn republican fatcats in Washington would listen to Susan Sarandon, Rob Reiner and Alec Baldwin's cries for stricter laws to punish the alien invaders who are violating women all over the globe. Useless poorly enforced laws are the only way to achieve a more peaceful society.

Every 10 seconds a woman unwillingly deepthroats a tentacle. Next time, it could be a woman you know. Your daughter. Your sister. Your mother. Your wife. Protect those you love. Fight against tentacle terror.

[rummy]

Hey what other game has images of Martin Luther King and Hitler in it?

Please tell me the game goes all BIONIC COMMANDO and you have to kill a Bloomer resembling Hitler (AND HIS BRAIN!). That would be so great, but I dunno if an ARTISTE like Eno would go down that route. I'm thinking 45 minute monologue from the black chick dealing with the duality of man while clips of "I have a dream!" and Nazis marching are played over her poorly lipsynced, moving-at-10 fps-character model.

I'm glad it's short. I was worried it might turn out to be a 40 hour bunny hunting sim. Thanks for the info, yo.

[Green]

Originally posted by rummy


You have a point.

I'd like to extend an apology to all the tentacle rape victims out there. I didn't mean to make light of your pain. Tentacle rape is truly a serious issue in our society. If only those damn republican fatcats in Washington would listen to Susan Sarandon, Rob Reiner and Alec Baldwin's cries for stricter laws to punish the alien invaders who are violating women all over the globe. Useless poorly enforced laws are the only way to achieve a more peaceful society.

Every 10 seconds a woman unwillingly deepthroats a tentacle. Next time, it could be a woman you know. Your daughter. Your sister. Your mother. Your wife. Protect those you love. Fight against tentacle terror.

Your speech has moved me, and I will donate half the money I make to stopping the tentacle rapists.

[PaCrappa]

So yeah. I have limited space here at the shop/house and I keep the games I've completed, played to death or haven't yet really touched out in storage. I was out there the other day and noticed a gang of unplayed games that I was questioning ever having purchased. D2 was amongst this lot. Out of eight or ten games D2 was the only one I kept, but only for the creepily hilarious opening. I remember playing the game when I first got it and wandering about in the snow trying to blast the fauna whilst avoiding further tentacle rape. I too shut it off after ten minutes, but I must've showed every single person I know the opening scene. I actually mey play it now that I hear one person saying something good about it. There's a first for everything!

Rummy, you rule. Please post more!

Pa

[Sqoon]

Originally posted by rummy


You have a point.

I'd like to extend an apology to all the tentacle rape victims out there. I didn't mean to make light of your pain. Tentacle rape is truly a serious issue in our society. If only those damn republican fatcats in Washington would listen to Susan Sarandon, Rob Reiner and Alec Baldwin's cries for stricter laws to punish the alien invaders who are violating women all over the globe. Useless poorly enforced laws are the only way to achieve a more peaceful society.

Every 10 seconds a woman unwillingly deepthroats a tentacle. Next time, it could be a woman you know. Your daughter. Your sister. Your mother. Your wife. Protect those you love. Fight against tentacle terror.

Greatest post ever.

[Johnny Undaunted]

Originally posted by rummy
Also, does anyone know what's going on with WARP? This is the first "game" of their's I've "played" - are the original D or Enemy Zero worth...um...experiencing? Did WARP go out of business? I vaguely remember reading something about that awhile back, and I think it may have been on video-senki, but I haven't been able to access that site in weeks. Heck, screw Kenji Eno. What happened to fen? Did GamePro eat the site?

V-Sen went out along with the GIA's hosting service. Last time I heard that Fen was looking for a new host for Video Senki and that he might make an announcement in this forum.

And yes, Warp did closed down. I remember reading a very amusing comment made by Miyamoto (or was it Okamoto) regarding Kenji Eno in one interview. The interviewer stated that in Japan, game developers are stereotyped as obese bastards that sit in front of computers all day and Miyamoto replied "the only person I know that fit that description is Kenji Eno".

[MechDeus]

Rummy, this is hard for me to say, but I love you. I really do. This thread has really cheered me up since I came home from work today, and is absolutely hilarious.

Rummy, you rule. Please post more!

I fully agree.

I'd also like to add that I now seriously want to play D2, despite never really giving any of the copies I've seen a second look. Anyone want to part with a copy for $5 or so?

[Johnny Undaunted]

Rummy needs to have his own website.