People Who Don't Shower or Bathe

[mannerbot]

I thought Axe was for guys who don't shower.

Confirmed, Axe is for playing basketball for two hours in the summer and running to class right after.

You can always tell when one of my roommates takes a shower. I don't know if it's cologne or Axe that he sprays on afterwards, but the bathroom is downstairs and I live upstairs, and that shit is still fucking unbearable.

[gir]

most colognes and perfumes smell the same to me. i hate it when girls wear really strong perfume that can be smelled from a mile away. disgusting, nauseating crap. and yeah, i agree with icarusfall, most smell like chemicals.

if i use perfume or body spray, it's usually vanilla. it's one of the only scents i like; it's very light, not strong at all. and it's very yummy.

but all the flowery scents smell the same to me. bleah.

[Mykozo]

most colognes and perfumes smell the same to me. i hate it when girls wear really strong perfume that can be smelled from a mile away. disgusting, nauseating crap. and yeah, i agree with icarusfall, most smell like chemicals.

if i use perfume or body spray, it's usually vanilla. it's one of the only scents i like; it's very light, not strong at all. and it's very yummy.

but all the flowery scents smell the same to me. bleah.

Flowery perfume is for old bitches, that shit just makes me wanna sneeze....bring on the fruit plzkthx

[Regus]

I use axe, but not in the way people have mentioned in this thread. I never would have considered using it to mask the stench one would generate after basketball or not taking a shower. I use a small ammount on my body after I shower, as if it were a cologne. I use odorless deoderant so the smells don't conflict with one another.

Also, since its summer you guys have to keep an eye out for swamp ass and smelly feet. Plan ahead and act accordingly.

[Mykozo]

Also, since its summer you guys have to keep an eye out for swamp ass and smelly feet. Plan ahead and act accordingly.

Gold Bond Foot Powder is the key to taming funk-foot.

Also, Vera Wang for men is kickass cologne. Very subtle and not ridiculously musky.

[Mykozo]

Pee is good for the skin.

I piss all over myself at least once a day. My shit is supple, bitches.

[Othello Harrington]

I use axe, but not in the way people have mentioned in this thread. I never would have considered using it to mask the stench one would generate after basketball or not taking a shower. I use a small ammount on my body after I shower, as if it were a cologne. I use odorless deoderant so the smells don't conflict with one another.

Also, since its summer you guys have to keep an eye out for swamp ass and smelly feet. Plan ahead and act accordingly.

Old trick I learned from baseball, medicated goldband is very tingly good way to keep your nether regions from smelling like shit.

[Regus]

Old trick I learned from baseball, medicated goldband is very tingly good way to keep your nether regions from smelling like shit.

I've heard this, and I've been experimenting with similar products. I haven't had swamp ass once this summer (so far).

As for my feet I use a spray, I don't remember which one off the top of my head, but it comes in a blue can. I spray it in my shoes, on my feet and on my socks.

[Othello Harrington]

MGB works on feet very well too.

[napalm]

Axe is way too strong.

I use simple Old Spice deod and that's all, and all I get are compliments to how I smell.

Such products are unnecessary.

Same here. Sometimes if its an occasion I'll throw on some aqua di gio (cliche, but classic)