People Who Don't Shower or Bathe

**Hubbitron** · 14 Jun 2007, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by Dolemite

What if you like soaking in pee? I don't, I'm just askin' is all. Ramon likes to.

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**∀ Narayan** · 17 Jun 2007, 03:11 AM

Originally Posted by Dolemite

I honestly believe you did this.

I laughed so fucking hard at this, for some reason.

I dislike filth to a very high degree. I'm a huge clean freak. Everyone tells me that I am, too.

IT'S CERTAINLY BETTER THAN BEING A SMELLY, DIRTY, GREASE BALL!

**Razor Ramon** · 17 Jun 2007, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by Dolemite

What if you like soaking in pee? I don't, I'm just askin' is all. Ramon likes to.

Stop telling people our private activities.

**Drewbacca** · 17 Jun 2007, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by Hubbitron

If you keep baby wipes in the bathroom it cuts out the second shower because it neutralizes "swamp ass" in the summer.

Baby wipes are good to have handy for a couple of other more fun reasons too.

I shower and wash my hair when I wake up in the morning and take a shower before I go to bed to keep my sheets clean. If I work out I work out in the morning before I shower or at night before I go to sleep before I shower. This way I'm always clean. Whenever I don't have time to take a shower I feel like a skeevy little dirtbag the entire day.

I only wear shirts once a week, but I wear an undershirt under my button up shirts. I wash the undershirts after only one use. I'll wear jeans and shirts multiple times before washing them. I usually smell the clothes before I put them back in the closet to make sure they aren't smoke laden or just not clean smelling in general. But as a rule of thumb it's 2 or 3 wears before getting washed for these finer pieces of clothing.

I really don't give a shit if you shower every day or not so long as you don't stink. If you stink I'm going to call you on it.

**dakidski** · 17 Jun 2007, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by DirtySouth

It smelled like a combination of onion rings, old bus seats, and ass.

Goddamnit dirty! You almost made me vomit!

**icarusfall** · 17 Jun 2007, 04:24 PM

I work with dogs all day so sometimes at the end of the day my shirt will have a combination of piss, shit, and vomit on it. Let alone drool, blood, eye ooze, ear wax, puss, etc.

Sometimes I wear a shirt for more than one day.