This explains why Japanese can't drive.
Maybe it was the sushi that helped him live so long.
"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill
This explains why Japanese can't drive.
But, MAN can they walk!
"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill
I came out my momma pussy -- I'm on welfare
One hundred eleven years old -- still on welfare!
Life comes at you fast... are you prepared?
"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill
This guy HAS to be farting dust by now.
You know how he's going to die too...
He's going to forget to take his shoes off going into somebody's house or some shit like that and have to commit ritual suicide with a katana to save the honor of his father's spirit.
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