I've been wanting a pair for months but I just can't really afford it.
I've been wanting a pair for months but I just can't really afford it.
Of testicles?
Dude they are $60. They pay for themselves in blood.
Yeah I know but I am on a fucking tight budget, and with all these 60 dollar videogames that are coming out I just can't. Honestly if they were 10-15 dollars cheaper they'd fall into my "Impulse Buy" zone. I just can't impulse buy stuff that expensive though, I start to feel guilty. (Also I impulse bought the 360 and the 80gig ipod last month.)
But keep talking about them, maybe you'll convince me. I want to be convinced. I've literally been talking about getting a pair since January.
I was all talk before and I'd have to say after rolling around the restaurant as I opened this morning, this is the best impulse purchase I've ever made.
You know what pisses me off? Irresponsible assholes who show up 15 to 20 minutes late for work every single fucking day when they know they're relieving someone and that person cannot leave until they fucking get there. Then they call each day with bullshit excuses like, "I had to pay a bill," "I got stuck behind a school bus," and my mother fucking favorite, "My brother's in the hospital with sickle cell anemia." I don't give a fuck, bro. I've got shit to do. I have to drive home in rush hour traffic so I can take a shit in peace and then run off to class and be there by 6pm. Thanks to you, I can't do that now. Also, when you show up 15 minutes late, I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU BABBLE MY FUCKING EAR OFF FOR ANOTHER 15 MINUTES. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT GOSSIP YOU FEEL THE NEED TO TELL ME. FUCK OFF AND DIE THX.
Got dumped today.
Yeah, fuck.
Maybe this will make you feel better. I'm on step 64...
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