Now that's comedy.
Do you roll up your socks after your done pulling them out of the dryer?
Yeah? Read on....
...So I grabbed some fresh rolled non-tainted socks from the sock pile and proceeded to sit down and put them on. Being rolled you kinda have to do the sock flip where you just pull a little bit of the sock out of the roll it is in and flip it with your wrist so the sock isn't in a roll anymore and ready to be put on Mr. Foot. Well I did the flip and it didn't completely un-roll and the fatty part of the sock hit me in my nuts, the part of the nuts where you wanna puke all over. It sucked. I was in pain.
Your friends suck for not having you try eel first, Pineapple. I didn't like sushi at first, but unagi/eel is fantastic. It's more of an aquired taste thing. I can eat most of it now, but eel is still my favorite. Give it a try.
If they go again anytime soon I will give it a try just to say I did and be able to contribute an opinion, but I do not have high expectations for it. The thought of eating eel just makes me ill. They told me I might like everything else because it "was less like raw fish and more like deliscious". I dunno, my buddy who loves every kind told me the yellowtail fish kind was the best, gave me a piece, and I almost lost it right there, much to his shigrin. Maybe I'm a lazy American piece of shit, but give me a steak anyday.
LOL, nah I was wrong... don't know what I was on at the time I posted that.
I blame the cold medicine, shit's got me loopy as fuck all.
Last edited by bbobb; 26 Jul 2007 at 03:32 AM.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
Bbobb is really in Ohio.
Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim.
Eel is delicious. I can't get sushi without having unagi. That and salmon roe are my favorites.
Canned eel, not quite as delicious, but it's cheap in Chinatown and it was involved in a lot of my meals throughout college. Not bad stuff! M's eaten one of my ghetto canned eel meals, and she's not dead, so...
Yeah. What's bugging me today? Haven't had time to sleep, gotta catch a bus to NYC at 7, layover at the Port Authority from 11:30 to 1, and then another few hours to PA. Not in the mood for it today. At least I'm not taking the Fung Wah into NYC, so my chances of dying are much lower than usual. I was already tweaking the fuck out while discovering new and horrible things my roommate left in our apartment when he vacated, and I'm running dangerously low on Ativan. I am going to bite somebody's face off.
When I make it to Wilkes-Barre, I am heading up north to Scranton, going to Five Guys, and eating until I black out. This is necessary.
Last edited by Grave; 26 Jul 2007 at 05:13 AM.
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