What's Buggin' You Today?

[Netwurked]

I hope all will be well...

[Brand X]

Much appreciated man. Hopefully this time they will keep her in there for longer than 2 days to actually figure out what's going on. Healthcare = teh suck (though everyone already knows that).

[Josh]

Why is it so hard to find a pair of jeans that are:
1) 31x28, cut well so i look like a sexy bitch
2) dark blue (without fucking skunk stripes on the legs to look "worn out")
3) pre-broken in (soft material, not machined rips and tears and shit)

After about an hour of looking I found a pair of these. Quite possibly the best fitting jeans I've ever seen. Somehow I managed to mix up the one I want with one from the "skinny emo boy" rack. So now I have a pair of pants that look like they were spray painted on. I have to use a shoe horn to wedge my genitals down the leg of these fucking pants.

the best part is the receipt blew out the window when I was driving out of the parking lot. I remember thinking "LOL GOOD THING I DON'T NEED THAT"

[Thief Silver]

rofl that sucks Josh.

Personally I can't stand jeans, at all. they make my ass look fat.

[Pineapple]

I was looking forward to going home and trying out the new Madden tonight (yeah I'm a sucker, had to try it) and then I let myself get roped into hanging out with the girl who thought she was dating me, who got me a gift from her vacation and I neglected to get her one. This should be a great night.
And I'm back at work which means I have to deal with JC's whiney calls about how he sucks at life and my sales are always better... except for Friday, that was his once a month fluke where he barely managed to beat me.

[FX]

Why is it so hard to find a pair of jeans that are:
1) 31x28, cut well so i look like a sexy bitch
2) dark blue (without fucking skunk stripes on the legs to look "worn out")
3) pre-broken in (soft material, not machined rips and tears and shit)

After about an hour of looking I found a pair of these. Quite possibly the best fitting jeans I've ever seen. Somehow I managed to mix up the one I want with one from the "skinny emo boy" rack. So now I have a pair of pants that look like they were spray painted on. I have to use a shoe horn to wedge my genitals down the leg of these fucking pants.

the best part is the receipt blew out the window when I was driving out of the parking lot. I remember thinking "LOL GOOD THING I DON'T NEED THAT"

Sounds like my experience with shopping. I also hate when I finally find a pair of shoes I like, but when I go to ask for them, they're out of my size.

[arjue]

That's the thing. When I mentioned my cats are great hunters? We have two-three mouse, mole, and/or bird carcasses greeting us on the front porch every morning.

lol, reminds me of my old cat. She once brought a fucking live bat into our house.

The fact that there are both NTSC and PAL DVD formats. Fuck your international clients, bastards. Your NTSC DVDs will play in their PAL players anyway, dipshits, and I told you this. Ripping, reencoding, menu authoring...blah, this is all so lame for such a small duplication order.

LOL. I don't think they've made a TV or DVD player that can't play NTSC in like, 10 years.

[Drewbacca]

IMO...

Say what you will about Jonas but he made gnocchi last week and they were dangerously delicious. He put them in a home made a cream sauce with steak and chopped mushrooms. If he had made an industrial sized pot of them I don't think I would have stopped eating them all fucking night.

I was secretly wishing someone would choke on their food so I could take their share. He knows how to cook. Weird shit too, like putting pears, grapes and apples with and in things that don't regularly call for them. But when you eat it it's amazing and you can't put your finger on why it tastes different than the other kinds of the same dish you've had before.

I took my heelys to the bar downtown last night. I bit it hard on the way down Market Street. My elbow is bugging me.

Stop drowning your sorrows in beer so much. It's fun for awhile, but you should do something fun with your other single friends. Being single is great. A different kind of great than being in a relationship, but pretty freeing. Have fun with it. Once you're reminded you can have a lot of fun just doing your own shit with your friends whenever you want without having to explain to anybody what's going on you'll feel much better.

It's summer time. If you want to drink I suggest a vacation to Cuba or the Dominican if you can afford it. You won't remember shit when you come back.

Why is it so hard to find a pair of jeans that are:
1) 31x28, cut well so i look like a sexy bitch
2) dark blue (without fucking skunk stripes on the legs to look "worn out")
3) pre-broken in (soft material, not machined rips and tears and shit)

After about an hour of looking I found a pair of these. Quite possibly the best fitting jeans I've ever seen. Somehow I managed to mix up the one I want with one from the "skinny emo boy" rack. So now I have a pair of pants that look like they were spray painted on. I have to use a shoe horn to wedge my genitals down the leg of these fucking pants.

the best part is the receipt blew out the window when I was driving out of the parking lot. I remember thinking "LOL GOOD THING I DON'T NEED THAT"

The universe is telling you you're emo.

[B-Ri]

so in the all is good thread i said i was happy i was having my friend from SLO who i hadnt seen in a year over

now im pissed cause my dog bit him in the foot, and he left in a temper.

[AstroBlue]

so in the all is good thread i said i was happy i was having my friend from SLO who i hadnt seen in a year over

now im pissed cause my dog bit him in the foot, and he left in a temper.

Dude, maybe we just need a "Life" thread that amalgamates the highs and the lows into one consolidated thread, showing the warp and weave that forms the fabric of life.

Also cocks.