Well ultimately the solution is obvious: rename the marriage license for everyone and allow same sex couples to get em. Religions keep their marriage legitimacy, homosexuals get the legal rights and protections and the courts will sort out the rest at a glacial pace.
Marriage is for simps, anyway. And I forget the argument against what MarsKitten said, but I remember hearing it and going, "Wow, that's dumb." It all goes back to the One Nation Under God thing.
Lui Kang was a modern war hero.
Check out Mr. Businessman
He bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the stock exchange
He got some wild, wild life
...or just call it marriage and let all the bigots eat their own shit.
We'll call it "not marriage" as for god, why aren't we an officially Christian nation like oh say Azerbaijan? LoL fail.
But its not marriage, geez they're jsut never satisfied. I mean litterally call it "not marriage." People will use it as slang by saying: oh we're not married *giggle*
You just wouldn't giggle.
Boo, Hiss.
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