Gears of War Official Thread : Shoot To The Left

**Netwurked** · 12 Oct 2007, 04:12 PM

Oct 12, 2007

Dear Gears of War,

I want to come clean and be honest with you, these past few weeks I have neglected our relationship and not paid much attention to you. I truly apologize for my recent actions and can only tell you that in the future I will try my hardest to prove to you that I am honestly trying to give you all the love and pampering that you need so dearly.

There is no excuse for my recent actions, but to be honest to you I must tell you the truth. I met someone else that gives me so much more than you ever offered. I don't expect it to last long, so please be patient. Her name is Halo 3. I met her on a hot and steamy late September night whilst bowling with friends. She was free because I won the 50/50 split club for $65.00, so you must understand that even though I am occupying every spare moment with her that I will try my damnedest to make our relationship work. Just please give me more time and understanding.

Yours truly,
Netwurked

**kingoffighters** · 12 Oct 2007, 04:17 PM

Stop having sex with your game discs. Just because the hole fits does mean you have to stick it in.

**ElCapichan** · 12 Oct 2007, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Netwurked

Oct 12, 2007

Dear Gears of War,

I want to come clean and be honest with you, these past few weeks I have neglected our relationship and not paid much attention to you. I truly apologize for my recent actions and can only tell you that in the future I will try my hardest to prove to you that I am honestly trying to give you all the love and pampering that you need so dearly.

There is no excuse for my recent actions, but to be honest to you I must tell you the truth. I met someone else that gives me so much more than you ever offered. I don't expect it to last long, so please be patient. Her name is Halo 3. I met her on a hot and steamy late September night whilst bowling with friends. She was free because I won the 50/50 split club for $65.00, so you must understand that even though I am occupying every spare moment with her that I will try my damnedest to make our relationship work. Just please give me more time and understanding.

Yours truly,
Netwurked

HAHA I was thinking the same thing today. We really need to have a Gears night soon. I'm going out tonight, but depending on what time I am back, I am down to play.